Any law firm representing him would have to dedicate tons of resources around the clock. Good luck getting Trump to pay that bill.

It's everyone associated with him. They're on their own, because Trump Don't Care™.

These chumps don't have insurance. They're on the hook for those bills.

That, among other reasons, like he won't shut up. Won't do what they tell him to do. Runs off half cocked. etc., etc., etc.

welcome to du.

Yeah, truly - talk about a jobs program! LOTSA work for Lawyers! And, astoundingly enough, quite a bit of work for lawyers FOR some of the lawyers!

Sheesh...

Lawyers R Us as we speak.

have to spend time, breathe the same air. . . . are you sure you want to put yourself through that.

There is that niggling issue of ethics -- I have some....

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Trump tells his aids that there is no need to seek law firms, then he calls all of them in surrounding area so that those firms cannot represent the aids against him?

That would be the funniest thing on the planet!

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I do not post anything other than my own words without a link and quotation marks.

because it was reminiscent of him.

I always signal it, though. Lately, I've been using this emoji:

Thanks for the nice compliment, by the way!

I have seen so many posts here with the disclaimer: Not the Onion!

I am good at pretend lawyering. All I have to do is convince one of the rubes I am real, and I'll make a fortune. Afterall, they work for a fake president so it shouldn't be hard.

I am not sure how this works but have seen it suggested that Trump has used this tactic in his business deals.

As your attorney, I advise -

1. Foreaight

2.circumspection

3.Caution.


The chess game is getting real.

I'll probably tell you to STFU. That advice adds up to a quarter-hour of billing time, by the way.

was during a marriage annulment hearing. Even though I was the plaintiff, the person I had married was paying for all legal costs. I met the attorney outside the courtroom. He said, "I will ask you several questions. The answer to each of them is "Yes." You won't need to say anything else."

Still, I listened closely to the questions. I said "Yes" to four questions. The judge said, "Annulment granted," and I went home.

The woman in question had married me to spite an old boyfriend I knew nothing about. It was a fraudulent marriage. So, I wasn't married, after that hearing. Never had been married, according to the law. What a weird thing.

I could have done that.





Excellent counsel.

Never miss a good opportunity to STFU.

If Trump asks you to do something in private, leave the room and call me immediately.

Winners all around.

at this rate they will really owe putin a lot of money.

Doc is going to come in and ask what's so funny. Think I'll tell him.