He is much bigger now and couldn't play tennis without a golf cart.

Seriously though how old is that picture? A guy who prefers a golf cart to walking can't be in too good of shape.

Hugh Jass!

He is such a mess! Compare and contrast:

No wonder the only way they could get near any woman with eyes is through money and intimidation.

His bum is vastly larger now, and I doubt he plays tennis at all any more, unless there's a golf cart version.

1. Those are not panties. They are the mainsail off an 18th century whaling vessel.

2. "Wedgie? No, that is where I keep my post match Twinkies."

Any self-respecting whaler, upon seeing the lean, trim form of our Russian-installed purported leader, would have immediately lowered boats and started a chase.

Thar blows tha great white whale. He holds a fortune in spermaceti once he's boiled down!

The sperm on a whale is in a big chamber called the "case" in his head. There is nothing valuable in Trump's head. All you're going to get out of Trump is oil of a very low quality.

There must be something of value hiding in that huge belly.

He's got a big butt, too.

my lifetime.

..... then he could be fat shamed and handcuffed to a treadmill running machine going full blast high speed. While the media is called to broadcast he profuse sweating as he is forced to drop the poundage as a world audience views the scorn and humiliation brought upon him because he is deemed such a lard ass.

(As tr-dump did to the Miss World contestant winner in NY)

But still.

"He's got an ass the width of Broad Street."

Victoria's Best Kept Secret.

cheato's so ugly.. it oozes out from his hole where a heart never was.

before you ever critique anyone's appearance EVER AGAIN.

position to criticize any one else based upon their looks or body. Glass houses and all.

Why couldn't I just take you for your word?

....'hes mine ladies! all mine!"

Marshmallow Yam plays tennis.

Who knew?