WH strained for resources to staff Melania'a CyberBully Task force & Putin/Trump CyberSecurity Unit

Two very important programs, both instrumental in making America Great Again and ensuring that there is no meddling in our next election from foreign powers, both destined to be delayed indefinitely due to short staffing at the White House.

Melania Trump told Fox & Friends "I really, really, really want to do this. My heart breaks like a fine Riedel Sommeliers wine glass, dropped to the floor by a careless servant and shattered into a hundred pieces. I sit in my room and look out the window daily and grieve over the countless, helpless victims of senseless, insensitive, unacceptable, sexist misogynist statements on the Web, particularly on such Social Media platforms such as the Twitter. I saw a video on the YouTube today of a man ridiculing another man with a physical disability. It broke my heart. He flopped his arms like a fish that had washed ashore and made fun of his voice. It was horrible. In another clip, a man bragged about his ability to grab women by their lady parts without fear of criminal prosecution, simply because he was a celebrity. Yet another man accused a famous TV reporter of having blood coming out of her whatevers. I do not even know what a whatever is. I cried for hours after watching this. And yet, I am told that there are no people available to help me with this noble crusade."

Meanwhile, despite his selfless efforts to shield America against the threat of foreign nations attempting to alter the course of our elections, Vladimir Putin was informed that the resources simply are not available to effectively staff his Cyber Security Unit. Putin's plan called for President Trump to report directly to the Kremlin and act as administrator of the program.

Putin told Russian State Media that "While this is a setback, I am not deterred in my efforts. There are many other ways for President Trump to report directly to the Kremlin. We are working on them as we speak. Many, many ways."