Come on, Eric, you're slacking.

Sister Ivanka's making waves by pretending to play the President at the G20, while brother Donnie's all over the front page for his various stories of I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Collusion with Russia.

Of all of Donald Trump's children*, you're the only one who's not the talk of the town right now. You need to get off your ass and do something newsworthy.

Preferably not involving rare and endangered African Safari animals this time.




*That he actually cares about. (Sorry, What's Your Face and the Little One.)