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global1

(25,278 posts) Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:37 PM Jul 2017

If You Had A Restaurant And Wanted To Honor Don Jr. What Would Your New Menu Item The Nothingburger.

be composed of? What would it look like?

I got to think that there are restaurants all over the country that will begin featuring such an item.

I'm sure it will be a tease piece on the nightly news soon.

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If You Had A Restaurant And Wanted To Honor Don Jr. What Would Your New Menu Item The Nothingburger. (Original Post) global1 Jul 2017 OP

Day-old white bun. Very small beef patty, cooked beyond well-done. The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2017 #1

Shrooms? Eom pirateshipdude Jul 2017 #2

The worlds smallest burger with a side of two scoops of ice cream Docreed2003 Jul 2017 #3

The Nothingburger: madaboutharry Jul 2017 #4

Mayo, and sliced dill pickle sagetea Jul 2017 #5

Definitely has russian dressing. boston bean Jul 2017 #6

Of course! pandr32 Jul 2017 #11

Borscht & a side of Hannity "bull fries" emulatorloo Jul 2017 #7

A stale bun with a fake burger malaise Jul 2017 #8

Just a bun with Russian dressing.......nothing else....NO MEAT AT ALL. eom a kennedy Jul 2017 #21

LOL malaise Jul 2017 #22

Russian dressing and lettuce GopherGal Jul 2017 #32

On VERY white bread! eom Maeve Jul 2017 #35

Triple beef patty with a side of fried chicken marylandblue Jul 2017 #9

A dish featuring squid. BigMin28 Jul 2017 #10

I'm sure some authoritarian conservative diner owner in a deep red state already has it on a menu irisblue Jul 2017 #12

Four little smokies missingthebigdog Jul 2017 #13

Well this burger would have so much crap in it you will get LIEabetes SummerSnow Jul 2017 #14

Double layer bologna sandwich with Russian dressing. roamer65 Jul 2017 #15

Everything 'cept the kitchen sink. Nt BootinUp Jul 2017 #16

Made with 100% GallopingGhost Jul 2017 #17

Depends on who orders it ProudLib72 Jul 2017 #18

The Borscht Burger. kairos12 Jul 2017 #19

Two green moldy buns slapped over three inches' worth of lard... VOX Jul 2017 #20

Moldy, dry, days old hamburger bun. Nothing else. longship Jul 2017 #23

Gilded, with a side of Buffalo Chips with Sheep Dip. WinkyDink Jul 2017 #24

Pork meatball with a 'noodle-head' topping served with a fork stuck in it. Donkees Jul 2017 #25

I googled trump sandwich..my fave is here SoCalDem Jul 2017 #26

This gets my vote...... onecent Jul 2017 #39

Russian dressing on a white bun Generic Brad Jul 2017 #27

Anything on the menu, then cover it in russian dressing. AJT Jul 2017 #28

A small version of the Trump sandwich crazycatlady Jul 2017 #29

And send Mexico the bill nt NotASurfer Jul 2017 #30

Fredo's demise.... Historic NY Jul 2017 #31

R#2 & K for, haha!1 UTUSN Jul 2017 #33

The Trump admin is basically a shit sandwich... Thor_MN Jul 2017 #34

Mayo on white with borscht and a very large pickle. n/t Orsino Jul 2017 #36

Take the Nothingburger challenge. Foamfollower Jul 2017 #37

A spam Slider Johnny2X2X Jul 2017 #38

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,878 posts)

1. Day-old white bun. Very small beef patty, cooked beyond well-done.

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:39 PM

Jul 2017

A small pickle on the side. Nothing else.

pirateshipdude

(967 posts)

2. Shrooms? Eom

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:40 PM

Jul 2017

Docreed2003

(16,878 posts)

3. The worlds smallest burger with a side of two scoops of ice cream

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Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:41 PM

Jul 2017

madaboutharry

(40,230 posts)

4. The Nothingburger:

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Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:42 PM

Jul 2017

100% pure bologna

sagetea

(1,375 posts)

5. Mayo, and sliced dill pickle

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:42 PM

Jul 2017

on rye. With salty chips. I really do eat this...yikes!

sage

boston bean

(36,223 posts)

6. Definitely has russian dressing.

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:42 PM

Jul 2017

pandr32

(11,625 posts)

11. Of course!

Reply to boston bean (Reply #6)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:47 PM

Jul 2017

emulatorloo

(44,192 posts)

7. Borscht & a side of Hannity "bull fries"

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:43 PM

Jul 2017

malaise

(269,200 posts)

8. A stale bun with a fake burger

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:43 PM

Jul 2017

fake lettuce and tomato and fake ketchup.

a kennedy

(29,719 posts)

21. Just a bun with Russian dressing.......nothing else....NO MEAT AT ALL. eom

Reply to malaise (Reply #8)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 09:05 PM

Jul 2017

malaise

(269,200 posts)

22. LOL

Reply to a kennedy (Reply #21)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 09:06 PM

Jul 2017

That will work

GopherGal

(2,010 posts)

32. Russian dressing and lettuce

Reply to a kennedy (Reply #21)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 10:55 PM

Jul 2017

I think the family's all about the lettuce.
But maybe not as much lettuce as they want you to think...

Maeve

(42,290 posts)

35. On VERY white bread! eom

Reply to GopherGal (Reply #32)

Thu Jul 13, 2017, 01:31 PM

Jul 2017

marylandblue

(12,344 posts)

9. Triple beef patty with a side of fried chicken

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:43 PM

Jul 2017

And a glass of warm amber ale.

BigMin28

(1,181 posts)

10. A dish featuring squid.

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Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:44 PM

Jul 2017

irisblue

(33,036 posts)

12. I'm sure some authoritarian conservative diner owner in a deep red state already has it on a menu

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:47 PM

Jul 2017

Caviar on Russian Rye bread.

missingthebigdog

(1,233 posts)

13. Four little smokies

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:48 PM

Jul 2017

Braised in vodka, served on a hard roll and topped with Russian dressing.

SummerSnow

(12,608 posts)

14. Well this burger would have so much crap in it you will get LIEabetes

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Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:52 PM

Jul 2017

roamer65

(36,747 posts)

15. Double layer bologna sandwich with Russian dressing.

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Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:54 PM

Jul 2017

BootinUp

(47,200 posts)

16. Everything 'cept the kitchen sink. Nt

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Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:54 PM

Jul 2017

GallopingGhost

(2,404 posts)

17. Made with 100%

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Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:58 PM

Jul 2017

red slime beef. Lies along side a big pile of vladdy slaw. Deceptively good!

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

18. Depends on who orders it

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:58 PM

Jul 2017

A repuke will get an empty plate.

A Dem will get a triple bacon cheeseburger with mushrooms and caramelized onions.

kairos12

(12,877 posts)

19. The Borscht Burger.

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Tue Jul 11, 2017, 09:02 PM

Jul 2017

VOX

(22,976 posts)

20. Two green moldy buns slapped over three inches' worth of lard...

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Tue Jul 11, 2017, 09:02 PM

Jul 2017

With a side of garbage-disposal gunk. Beverage is a tall glass of crude oil.

longship

(40,416 posts)

23. Moldy, dry, days old hamburger bun. Nothing else.

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Tue Jul 11, 2017, 09:07 PM

Jul 2017

Garnish as appropriate. I suggest a dead cockroach.

WinkyDink

(51,311 posts)

24. Gilded, with a side of Buffalo Chips with Sheep Dip.

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Tue Jul 11, 2017, 09:08 PM

Jul 2017

Donkees

(31,474 posts)

25. Pork meatball with a 'noodle-head' topping served with a fork stuck in it.

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 09:46 PM

Jul 2017

SoCalDem

(103,856 posts)

26. I googled trump sandwich..my fave is here

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 09:54 PM

Jul 2017

onecent

(6,096 posts)

39. This gets my vote......

Reply to SoCalDem (Reply #26)

Thu Jul 13, 2017, 03:27 PM

Jul 2017

Generic Brad

(14,276 posts)

27. Russian dressing on a white bun

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 09:58 PM

Jul 2017

Nothing else. No other fillings.

AJT

(5,240 posts)

28. Anything on the menu, then cover it in russian dressing.

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Tue Jul 11, 2017, 09:59 PM

Jul 2017

crazycatlady

(4,492 posts)

29. A small version of the Trump sandwich

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 10:14 PM

Jul 2017

Baloney and Russian dressing served on white bread with a tiny pickle.

So Jr's sandwich would be slider sized.

NotASurfer

(2,155 posts)

30. And send Mexico the bill nt

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 10:23 PM

Jul 2017

Historic NY

(37,453 posts)

31. Fredo's demise....

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 10:43 PM

Jul 2017

a hamburger smothered in onions and peppers, served in a boat with a shot.

UTUSN

(70,755 posts)

33. R#2 & K for, haha!1

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Tue Jul 11, 2017, 11:13 PM

Jul 2017

Thor_MN

(11,843 posts)

34. The Trump admin is basically a shit sandwich...

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Tue Jul 11, 2017, 11:47 PM

Jul 2017

So...

Orsino

(37,428 posts)

36. Mayo on white with borscht and a very large pickle. n/t

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Thu Jul 13, 2017, 01:38 PM

Jul 2017

Foamfollower

(1,097 posts)

37. Take the Nothingburger challenge.

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Thu Jul 13, 2017, 01:42 PM

Jul 2017

Yes, consume in its entirety this 90 oz. "Nothingburger" topped with 16 oz. of cheese, 32 oz. of bacon, sauteed onions, lettuce, and tomato and get your meal for free!

Yessereebob, this Nothingburger is filled with seven pounds of meat and a pound of cheese.

You never thought so much was inside a Nothingburger!

Johnny2X2X

(19,140 posts)

38. A spam Slider

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Thu Jul 13, 2017, 01:44 PM

Jul 2017

A Spam Slider, something that someone with incredibly small hands could hold. Well done spam on a stale white bread bun with ketchup and a side of Russian Dressing.

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