"They are so great"

"Well, Don, the reason I know my son didn't do anything wrong, is because he told me so . . . If there's one thing everybody knows about the Trumps is that we're absolutely honest. . . . Believe me."

My son is a high quality product. Sort of like a steak or a McNugget. I love those things. What are they? Scientists don't know. They don't know. You can't classify a McNugget. People say to me, Mr. President, they do that, call me president, I say call me Mr. President and they do. People say Mr. President what's a McNugget and I tell them, we don't know. It's like Tiffany am I her father, you can't know for sure. You can't know. Maybe the Russian's know. Maybe. But my son...the first one, perhaps the second, you know his name, he's quality-real good. I like him some, he's no Jared, but I like him. Quality product.

Being of sound mind and body, etc., I hereby disavow any liability for expenses accrued by any CAPTIONer for "professional help." This includes, but is not limited to underpants, Johonny, and randome.

As one CAPTIONer to others, I have often warned of too faithfully channeling their subjects. "You might get stuck," is how I think I once put it. While not a psychological phrase, I think it would satisfy any court in the land that my intent was to clearly and succinctly give voice to their psychological peril. And the phrase's pithiness should have made my message clear to anyone yet enjoying a spell of sanity.

I regret that one or more of these individuals might finally become a "ward of the state," as they say, but I can in no way be held accountable. I was simply one of many. I saw the danger. I was there.

didn't come from an assembly line in China, you know. He's definitely not the product of testicular warming. I have absolutely no problems in that area, believe me. He's the best quality person a person can be when it comes to quality, you know? He's the, the very very best. I only manufacture the best!"

Will no one learn before it's too late?

it will come.

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"And my son assured me that the meeting meant so little to him that he had forgotten all about it, until the press brought it back up and then he just happened to remember that Jared left after 6 minutes and 23 seconds, and that Manafort was busy the entire time texting on his phone while snickering and whispering nasty words. . . . All that just happened to come back. . . . Do you want to know ones words they were?"