Funny but True

A few comic one liners:

"Romney's running on a platform of universal wealthcare."
--Adam Wilson

"In his defense, Mitt thought he was speaking to the National Association for the Advancement of Conservative People."
--Adam Carl

"Romney calmed down for his NAACP speech by imagining his audience without clothes. Or health care. Or voting rights."
--Guy Nicolucci

"Romney dressed up as a cop in college & pulled people over for fun. He didn't mention this in his NAACP speech today."
--Hari Kondabolu

"What is this, a meeting of every guy who's ever shined my shoes in an airport??... I'm kidding, of course" - Excerpt of Romney NAACP speech
--Eli Braden

"Sometimes, Romney calls his wife 'Lovey.'"
--Anthony Devito

"I gotta say, I love jazz. Don't listen to it, but I *get* it. Boop bebop bop bop haha... Good times." ~Mitt Romney addressing NAACP
--Sofiya Alexandra

"Another thing, & I've always wanted to ask this, what is 'ashy?' It sounds dangerous but cool. Can I be ashy?"~Mitt Romney addressing NAACP
--Sofiya Alexandra