Is this guy going to last through the weekend?

numerous times and he's as big a liar as Trump.
Nothing would surprise me.

and he was skin-crawlingly oily and creepy.

----Abraham Lincoln

René Descartes, probably

The guy must spend too much time on Facebook.

"Don't believe everything you find on Facebook." --Abraham Lincoln

Ferret-head sure has a knack for picking the real dolts.

I'm stealing that.

guy over in Scotland replied to one of his tweets, calling Drumpf a "ferret-headed f*cknugget" and a few other brilliant choice names. It's his, I stole it myself.

Where'd they dig up this moron?

the replies are absolutely hilarious. I had tears running down my face.

Link to tweet

Says so, right here:

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

OH!THE PLACES YOU’LL GO!
You’ll be on your way up!
You’ll be seeing great sights!
You’ll join the high fliers
who soar to high heights.
---Emily Dickinson

Never gonna let you down
- Richard Nixon

Just another trumputin liar making up facts.

Would you expect less from this farce of a white house?
Saturday Night Live is going to get another emmy ahahahah...

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had in store for them. With his diminutive acquaintance.

(Thinks it's not kosher)
Rock the Casbah,
Rock the Casbah .

- T. E. Lawrence

Mark Twain? Not even close

people should ALWAYS double-check the source of any quote they want to post. One of the many things I love about the internet is how things like that are really very easy to do. But do most people bother? No.

I often start to post something here, and then pause to double check my source or my facts. A good third of the time I was wrong. So I correct my post or, somewhat more often, don't post at all. And even then I can get things wrong or get into a disagreement with those here about whatever.

But that sort of egregiously wrong citation should never happen, especially to someone with more than a 7th grade education.

Apparently learning on the job is a hallmark of this little creepfest.

It's astonishing what people don't know or haven't figure out, isn't it?

It boggles the mind.

I'd have a lot of money.

The quote actually originated with a Narcotics Anonymous pamphlet.

It's stupidity, more like.

Never cared much for that def

Liked some of the pix I found, tho

It's like the people who voted for Trump so they could save their ACA health coverage from Obamacare.

Consider it a qualifying run of alt-fact bullshit.

Many people don't care for literature and most others just don't give a shit.

Only a few fact check it and then faux will be saying you should believe it.

The only ones left are Democrats! We know that everything they say is a lie!

In fact, that kind of sappy, sentimental drivel is exactly what Samuel Clemens would have skewered mercilessly with his biting wit.

Samuel Clemens would have this guy for lunch.

The Trump Family and all who work for them.

was a really great guy.

Samuel L. Clemens

read on the internet."

redit.

Besides, Twain was clearly more buff than Lincoln, so...he wins, IMHO.

It's not for sissies.
--Joan Didion

But where DOES this quote originate?

made famous by Kathy Mattea in the late 1980s. (The late Susanna Clark was married to the late Guy Clark, also a legendary songwriter).

https://www.google.com/amp/quoteinvestigator.com/2014/02/02/dance/amp/

Bits of it were running through my head, but I couldn't pin it down. Was also thinking of lines from "I hope You Dance" (Mattea). Don't remember why I asked before questioning the internet. Isn't it great? A line from a song from any era comes to mind and you can track it down.

sing the song at Johnny D's in Cambridge. He mentioned that Susanna wrote it. And yes, I don't know what we all did before we could carry around practically all the information in the world (I know I'm exaggerating, but still...) in something the size of a deck of cards. Btw, it was Lee Ann Womack who had a hit with "I Hope you Dance."

she had the poet wrong for 91 years. (LOL)

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you

-Robert Mueller

Hands down

Someone needs to send that song to Trump with Mueller's face on it. Speed along the Captain Queeg-ing.

Someone with a law degree not check that, from Harvard no less.

I don't get this guy. Why would he take the job on the sinking Titanic anyway?

- William of Occam

based on their qualifications, it's based on how warm their lips are when pressed against his 70 year old butt cheeks. (and I'm really sorry for that mental image)

"fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”

-Socrates

from the ancient gibberish.

Now I have to put food on my family.

"Moses"

- Julia Child.

Is our children learning?--
John Dewey

-Sun-Tzu

of the entire (Indian) Native American peoples?

We tRumped that up all to hell!

Boogie til you puke-

Foster MacKenzie III--fraternity brother of GWB43


https://www.google.com/search?q=root+boy+slim&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#mie=e,,root%20boy%20slim%20boogie%20'til%20you%20puke,H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgFuLSz9U3MCwzNkixUOLRT9c3LDYwza1KSzPQEvQtLc5MdiwqySwuCckPzs9LBwBGSPoNLwAAAA

From mr. Mike's mondo video....be patient...song doesn't kick in for about 90 secs

Great minds.

smoke me when I die. Jeff Sessions

Obviously he never read Mark Twain if he thought that was the way Mark Twain wrote.

We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.

-2 corinthians-

I give him 90 days, tops.

People are amazing

You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
~ James Joyce

Oh, can I do another one?!?

"Baby! Baby! Baby! Ooh I like the way you look baby
You look like you're made for me honey
If you want to take a little chance
I'm gonna show you a new dance
Baby I gotta Wango down one time with you honey
I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it"
~ Noam Chomsky

😂

“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.” - Donald J. Trump





(actually Marilyn Monroe)

Good God almighty she was lookin' good
Tight ski pants, cashmere sweater
Root Boy can't think of nothin, nothin better

Jean Jacques Rousseau

Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Great God almighty which way do I steer
For that cheeseburger in paradise

-- Buddha

on the podium should be fun. SNL, back to you!

J.D. Evermore?Verified account @jd_evermore 22h22 hours ago
Replying to @Scaramucci

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you

-Robert Mueller

see below.

What a good laugh respite after another harrowing week of Trump news. These are great! Still laughing.

I bet it's a duzy.