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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBorowitz: Girl Scouts Obtain Restraining Order Against Trump
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In an extraordinary rebuke of the President of the United States, the Girl Scouts of the U.S.A. have obtained a restraining order against Donald J. Trump.
The order, which the Girls Scouts were granted on Monday night, prevents Trump from coming within three hundred feet of any gathering of the Scouts organization.
Carol Foyler, a Girl Scouts spokesperson, said that while the G.S.U.S.A. sought the restraining order out of an abundance of caution, the girls themselves were in no way, shape or form afraid of President Trump.
Theyre prepared to deal with bobcats and bears, she said. They can handle a malignant narcissist.
Trump wasted little time responding to the Girl Scouts action, lashing out at the organization in a blistering early-morning tweet storm.
Failing Girl Scouts bad (or sick) guys, Trump wrote. Mints, cookies terrible. Sad!
The order, which the Girls Scouts were granted on Monday night, prevents Trump from coming within three hundred feet of any gathering of the Scouts organization.
Carol Foyler, a Girl Scouts spokesperson, said that while the G.S.U.S.A. sought the restraining order out of an abundance of caution, the girls themselves were in no way, shape or form afraid of President Trump.
Theyre prepared to deal with bobcats and bears, she said. They can handle a malignant narcissist.
Trump wasted little time responding to the Girl Scouts action, lashing out at the organization in a blistering early-morning tweet storm.
Failing Girl Scouts bad (or sick) guys, Trump wrote. Mints, cookies terrible. Sad!
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/girl-scouts-obtain-restraining-order-against-trump
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Borowitz: Girl Scouts Obtain Restraining Order Against Trump (Original Post)
ehrnst
Jul 2017
OP
Failing Girl Scouts bad (or sick) guys, Trump wrote. Mints, cookies terrible. Sad!
FSogol
Jul 2017
#1
Funny, well really sad, LOSER 45 would be sizing them up for dating or whatever
Motley13
Jul 2017
#18
FSogol
(45,529 posts)1. Failing Girl Scouts bad (or sick) guys, Trump wrote. Mints, cookies terrible. Sad!
Gothmog
(145,619 posts)2. I love good satire
Wounded Bear
(58,721 posts)3. Yeah, but they should probably do this for real...
uponit7771
(90,364 posts)19. +1
FakeNoose
(32,777 posts)4. Satire - The Borowitz Report - very funny
politicat
(9,808 posts)5. Satire, but seriously, GSA should strongly consider it.
We know he engages in predatory behavior towards young women. We have evidence. It's in our girls' best interest to do so.
CrispyQ
(36,527 posts)6. "Mints, cookies terrible. Sad!"
VaBchTgerLily
(231 posts)7. OMG! this POTUS is the biggest blistering ASS!
dalton99a
(81,599 posts)8. Smart move
lol
Ilsa
(61,698 posts)9. Do it! Do it! Do it! nt
LittleGirl
(8,291 posts)10. LOL eom
DesertRat
(27,995 posts)11. Andy Borowitz is great!
calimary
(81,510 posts)12. Andy Borowitz!!!
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)13. Excellent!
Proud Liberal Dem
(24,438 posts)14. They actually should do it
for safety reasons, if nothing else.
nycbos
(6,039 posts)15. Don't know weather to laugh or cry.
mountain grammy
(26,655 posts)16. Fantastic!
I was a Campfire Girl, but I relate.
The lady next door led the Cub Scouts for her son.
I used to watch them in their uniforms doing Cub
Scout stuff in their backyard.
I think some of my brothers were Cubs too.
It was all so innocent and cute.
Not any more.
Motley13
(3,867 posts)18. Funny, well really sad, LOSER 45 would be sizing them up for dating or whatever
lpbk2713
(42,766 posts)20. I almost took this seriously.
Because I have grown to expect anything where this asshole is concerned.