is more like it. Fuck these republicans!

I don't know if Schumer misunderstood something or not, but I'm betting on not. He's pretty smart.

It's being treated for anorexia.

I think Dems got wind of a plan to spring it on them at the last minute...?

Dems won't do anything until they see the final bill. They are not happy about this.

will vote to pass it.

referencing McCain's speech from yesterday.

Or are Republicans just the stupidest dog-and-pony show to ever hit town.

Or both?

With a couple of Republican exceptions.

But NOW, Sheldon Whitehouse is taking this extra visibility to reveal that some real carbon-fee regulations that a lot of heavy hitter companies are on board with. Very good news.

They created the problem themselves, and for many years it has kept them in power. Now, suddenly and unexpectedly, Republicans control both Congress and the White House and the people they've brainwashed into believing that Obamacare is terrible expect them to do something.

Except there's nothing the Republicans can do, because despite 7 (or is it 17) years of being lied to, a lot of people actually want to keep their Obamacare. The Republican caucus is divided between people who actually understand that, and batshit crazy people who want to repeal it all (kill kill kill!!!!). So they'll never agree on a plan.

The Republicans would like to walk away from this monster they created and distract their voters with something else (Benghazi!) but there's a certifiably crazy person in the White House who keeps bringing it up.

And not hundreds of pages like ACA!

Hell...they might try and steal it and claim they came up with the bill.

And it's not by accident. Republicans are obfuscating weasels.