This just showed up in my email: (Satire)

Spotted in a classified ads paper in Washington, D.C.

Help Wanted, Hatchet Person For Top Attorney Position

A highly placed government official is seeking a replacement for his
current top attorney position.

Primary job responsibility will be to fire a special prosecutorial
figure investigating said highly placed government official, which
the current position holder has recused himself from doing.

No prospects for future job advancement. If you accept this job you
will never be able to get another one in this town again. You'll
never be confirmed as a federal judge at any level, and forget about
running for political office, even if you are an office holder now.

Which may be why the current job holder adamantly refuses to resign,
even though he is being pressured to do so with public abuse and
denigration of his job performance.

So, of course no job security for you either, the instant your answer
to the command, "Jump," is anything other than, "How high?" The ideal
applicant should have high tolerance for erratic fits of blind rage
whether it's your fault or not.

Anyone interested in applying for this position should deliver their
resume, 30 years of back tax returns, and a notarized, sworn pledge
of absolute, unilateral, one way loyalty, to the guard shack at the
rear entrance to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.