We ought to tell our winger friends that everything's fine

Of course, Trump is going to come out of this grand jury/Russia investigation/"witch hunt" situation on top. After all, he said so.

He's the "President," so he should know.

All he has to do is be who he is, especially if he gets subpoenaed to testify in front of Mueller's grand jury. Let his freak flag fly.

After all, what does he have to hide? It's all "fake," right?

Just let your Trump loving friends know that their idol should convince the grand jury to look into Hillary's emails. He's a master deal maker, he knows where all the bodies are buried... He can have that grand jury eating out of his tiny, doll-like hands in no time. All the evidence is there and Trump, because he's the president, knows first hand that Hillary is... Guilty of something. Whatever.

Hey, Dow Jones, more mining jobs, fewer brown people coming to America, golfing and tweeting and conducting campaign rallies. Look at what a great job he's doing.

Never mind the fact that Congessional GOPrs and most of everyone else are fed up with the guy. They're just jealous.

Is America great again yet? I can't tell.