Qatar and Scotland.

He can't risk the divots nukes would make in his golf course.

like Venezuela.

Nt

Iraq was a major MIScalculation ("maybe six days, maybe six weeks, certainly not six months" ).

Republicans prefer to invade places like Panama and Grenada.

The ONLY argument about military matters I ever won with Wes Clark was on the subject of Republican military intervention. A year or two after the Iraq invasion, he was worried that Cheney would try to invade Iran as well, with the disastrous results that would have brought. I said no way. They fucked up on Iraq, but they KNOW Iran will unite in a firestorm against us, and so they would never do it.

Sure enough. Bush ranted about Axis of Evil, but Cheney never let him touch Iranian soil. Of course, there is the secondary consideration that Cheney owns a house there, and didn't want his real estate investment imperiled.

But among the countries that are likely to shoot back, I think Russia can probably be safely counted among the top ten.

Most especially the gay penguins.

Trump's a big man truly standing up to them.

How does one differentiate between the gay and the straight penguins?

To threatening war. What a vindictive SOB.

Ok..not a country by itself...but it's been trying to get out the United Kingdom for years..

Let's bomb the crap out of the Isle of Man because, come on, CATS SHOULD HAVE TAILS! Those stubs must remind him of something...

Oh, wait.

Because "Where the hell is it, and how is it pronounced?"

If it doesn't have a leader who can be pushed out of the way at the G20, then it shouldn't exist anyway.

That neutrality is wussy crap. We need to bomb some toughness into them.

if they don't pay for the wall.

Birthplace of Obama!

He heard that Capt Cook named them the Sandwich Islands, and he wants to bomb them into....wait for it....


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