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Trump Imagines Life as a Soldier
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/trump-imagines-life-as-a-soldierBeing a soldier is tremendous. I’m one of America’s greatest soldiers, if you want to know the truth. I’m a soldier in the Army. Or maybe it’s the Navy. Whichever one McCain wasn’t in. Did you know he got captured? A real lightweight.
I’m glad I’m not serving with any trans people, otherwise I would forget how to do soldier stuff. Like fighting! Fighting is the main thing I do as a soldier, O.K.? I carry a machine gun for fighting, and it’s the best machine gun. But I would forget how to shoot it if I were near a trans person.
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...close to him, seems to be worried.
I Hope the weapon is not loaded...
As the unique and genuine Trump's skill, is to never avoid a disastrous move, I hope the weapon is not loaded...
Otherwise, the soldiers will be fewer. 
