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OMG, lol. Go to http://www.officialmikepence.com/ It's brilliant (Original Post) catbyte Aug 2017 OP
OMG!!!!! Dem_4_Life Aug 2017 #1
HA! Aristus Aug 2017 #2
Best S**T Ever.... LovingA2andMI Aug 2017 #3
Hilarious, thanks for sharing MLAA Aug 2017 #4
LOL k&r DesertRat Aug 2017 #5
" of Gays who have returned to the Lord" counter cycles between 381/382 every 30 seconds flibbitygiblets Aug 2017 #6
I find nothing funny...... SergeStorms Aug 2017 #7
"Above all else, the Devil cannot stand to be mocked" Nac Mac Feegle Aug 2017 #11
Too many people........ SergeStorms Aug 2017 #14
Agree. If we controlled both houses, presidency, statehouses, etc., I'd smile. I'm not playing. ancianita Aug 2017 #12
"Mikes favorite part of the American flag is the bars." C Moon Aug 2017 #8
"goat bones" GallopingGhost Aug 2017 #9
Funniest website ever! smirkymonkey Aug 2017 #10
It IS impossible.............. MyOwnPeace Aug 2017 #13

SergeStorms

(19,201 posts)
7. I find nothing funny......
Sat Aug 12, 2017, 02:09 AM
Aug 2017

about Mike Pence. Sure, you can make fun of him, maybe have a giggle or two, but the fact remains that he will, in all probability, actually BE the 46th president of our country. He's a dangerous man.

He believes in the rapture, and a thermonuclear war sends a chill down his spine. NOT because he's frightened by it, but because he WELCOMES IT! For he and his evangelical buddies, this is the culmination of a successful career in politics. THE END OF THE WORLD!

These people are BATSHIT CRAZY! Yuck it up if you want, but there is no difference whatsoever between Pence and his christian end-timers, and militant Islamists who ALSO want to end the fucking world for THEIR religion!

Religion is the greatest breeder of hate and intolerance in the world. No one will ever convince me otherwise.

Nac Mac Feegle

(971 posts)
11. "Above all else, the Devil cannot stand to be mocked"
Sat Aug 12, 2017, 02:41 AM
Aug 2017

Point and laugh at these fools.

Hold them up for the ridicule they so richly deserve.

Do not let them be taken seriously.

Deprive them of the attention they and their ideologies need to exist.

Expose them for the laughable jokes they are.

Do not give them any credence, they do not deserve it.

THEY ARE JOKES, DO NOT LET ANYONE SEE THEM OTHERWISE.

SergeStorms

(19,201 posts)
14. Too many people........
Sun Aug 13, 2017, 03:09 AM
Aug 2017

in this country don't see it that way. They see him as a sane, responsible, "christian" man. He's not a joke to them. Ridiculing him will have NO effect on these people. It would only serve to make their hate for US stronger. We're very close to a new "civil" war here in our country, and the first shots have already been fired. The young lady in Virginia yesterday was our LATEST casualty, not the first.

I imagine there were plenty of people who laughed at Hitler at the beginning of his reign of hatred and terror. Surely, Hitler couldn't last. So people laughed and ridiculed him, and were later assimilated or murdered for their perceived "insolence". Do you think it "can't happen here"? It's already happening, my friend.

We're just going to have to agree to disagree on this. I take these people seriously because they want to KILL US ALL. And if you think I'm exaggerating, listen to their rhetoric, and look who's been cultivating these people and their hatred for decades.

ancianita

(36,055 posts)
12. Agree. If we controlled both houses, presidency, statehouses, etc., I'd smile. I'm not playing.
Sat Aug 12, 2017, 02:52 AM
Aug 2017

We have a sense of humor, yes, but not one that makes us look like virtuous, lovable losers.

If the GOP were in our shoes, you can bet on your mother's life that right now they'd be huddled, plotting and fundraising like their political power and lives depended on it.

We're seeing the real demise of this country. This miserable time of Constitutional crisis is no time for jokes. The way I see it, any time spent laughing at them just weakens our own group resolve to fight any of those assholes out of office.

I steadfastly hope this dimwit gets hit with an FBI indictment. His very presence, just a heartbeat away from the presidency, is a sickening symbol of fascist theocracy.

 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
10. Funniest website ever!
Sat Aug 12, 2017, 02:41 AM
Aug 2017

Mike Pence went to college.
Mike Pence won 3rd prize in the 1972 Indiana Junior Corn Contest.
Mike Pence likes to watch movies.
Mike Pence carries a tri-fold wallet in his right back pocket.
Mike Pence has won seven (7) penmanship awards.
Mike Pence has a “Family RV” a “Personal RV” and a “Permanent RV” aka his house.
As a young adult, Mike Pence voted for Jimmy Carter after a catchphrase he coined, “I’m a Carter Supparter,” went semi-viral.
Mike’s favorite part of the American flag is the bars.
Mike Pence played baseball in high school until he suffered blunt trauma to his right testicle when a baseball hit it, rupturing the protective covering surrounding the right testicle as well as a contusion to the major blood vessel that, of course, resulted in massive bleeding and prolonged bruising that forced paramedics to cut through his baseball pants in the middle of a junior varsity game against high school rival Glen Oaks high school. All the girls at Mike’s high school were there and saw his bleeding bruised testicle and ruptured genitals. He played second base.
Mike’s favorite type of technology is radio.
Mike’s favorite late night snack is unleavened bread.
Mike Pence can play all of “Joker” by Steve Miller Band on guitar except the slide part after “Some people call me Maurice."

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