The Turtle would not bite his orange hair off.

We have enough weird shit in our faces without such nonsense.

Trump likes blondes.

(wink)

She is a brunnette.

I'm guessing McConnell would get over it for the sake of the tax cuts.

After all, she married a turtle, which is pretty weird when you think of it, and draws her taste in mates into serious question. But I think even she would draw the line at getting horizontal with Jabba the Trump.

makes me want blow up all of the viagra factories.

be a beard. it's Hope he's humping.

...the pillows for them and consider it an honor.

And even if he could, how could a woman find it, buried in those mounds of KFC fat that he calls his body.

Yes, I know, you are looking for the barf bag.

Way past his designated female expiration date