Bush diary secrets: An inside look at the former president's dirt and doodles

Critics of the former president are pointing to the diary as evidence that Mr. Bush was a detached and disinterested commander-in-chief who was out of his depth as president. “At one of the most important moments of his presidency, all the guy was thinking about was food,” said longtime democratic strategist Bob Shrum, in reference to what has quickly become the most widely discussed section of the diary: a fourteen-page entry written on the eve of the Iraq War in which the president vents about the quality of the White House food, specifically the poor selection of comfort snacks, his dissatisfaction with the chimichangas and his ongoing frustration with the size of the hamburgers.

“If a chimichanga isn’t deep fried then it’s JUST A BURRITO!” wrote the frustrated president. “I spent most of last week down in the kitchen showing Roland how to do it, but he still doesn’t get it,” the president fumed, in an apparent reference to former White House Chef Roland Mesnier. Mr. Bush also complained about the quality of the White House snacks, dismissing them altogether as “wussy granola things.” He went on to list his “300 all-time favorite snax,” which included barbecue Boogie Woogies, mashed up Funyons mixed with Cheeze-Itz and Goobers dipped in tartar sauce. But the president seemed particularly distressed when writing about the size of the White House hamburgers. “A hamburger the size of my palm ain’t a real hamburger,” complained the president, “It’s a breakfast patty!!!” On the following pages he scrawled ‘WHERE’S THE BEEF?” over 300 times.

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Many of the president’s diary entries do not contain any words, but are simply drawings of characters from popular animated children’s programs. Mr. Bush seemed to particularly enjoy drawing Snuffleupagus, Clifford the Big Red Dog and Baby Huffington, an infant bunny featured in the highly rated “Max & Ruby” series. Several professional artists have already praised the president’s work. “Sure, his early Cliffords lack polish,” said Simon Hannay, a professor of drawing at the Rhode Island School of Design. “But the later Cliffords, particularly the last couple thousand he drew during the financial crisis, are very, very professional.” Mr. Bush also drew several original animated characters, including Vegas Larry, Cool War Dudes and Mean Phil, an angry talking toilet.

The president also describes occasional disagreements with his advisors. On June 22nd, 2007, Mr. Bush wrote of his frustration with Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld who, during an emergency meeting in the Situation Room, disagreed with Mr. Bush’s assertion that Ikea, the popular ready-to-assemble furniture store, was a country in Australia. On another occasion, Mr. Bush writes that Condoleeza Rice talked him out of creating a national holiday to honor Cody Abramson, the inventor of the Slip-’n-Slide.

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