She is America personified.

Been so much to be depressed and disillusioned about in last few months.

I know America will be fine just by seeing her.

Winning in real life isn't quite so easy as it is on the internet.

Mom's basement.

as living in mommy's basement!

nt

Bahston would be if the city was actually Barston.

Or the number of working brain cells.

The men's morale is failing. The Cheetoh rations have been exhausted. We must now rely on what Funyuns we have left, although there is a rumor that Johnson's mom cached a brace of Ho Hos in his Spiderman backpack.

Surely an army has never had to endure the tribulations and privation we face

Well, he was promised that he would attract the women!!

Misses that nice warm bed in mommy's basement.

And that tween was LOL funny

Who planted himself in front of the Chinese tanks.

Count them: one, two

Not sure Ralph Smudgens knows how to count, so we have to show him with our fingers...

from some other dead Reb, because the only button he can manage to close in on is on the VERY top.

And look how well appointed that Yankee woman is! The sins of the fathers.........

He looks distressed and she looks like she's not having any of his crap.