Idiot son.

like a young version of Two Scoops Donnie.

Dearest Clarissa,

I fear our numbers are shrinking and our morale is low. It's been over a week since one of us has killed anyone and the George Dickel is running low. The AM radio signal is weak and our website has been booted off several internet platforms. We will endure if only until we figure out what network now carries NASCAR.

Give my love to Rose.

Signed,
Jedediah Beauregard White

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029492020

Dearest Lucille:

I fear our numbers are shrinking and our morale is low. It's been a month since once of us had a fresh bag of Cheetos and have been able to access porn hub. Lieutenant Duke has told us if we are good and turn the battle he will share his stash of cuckold porn with us.

Give my love to my beautiful sister, Mary.

Signed,

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions

It will go down in history.

He looks a little inbred, don't you think?

"I don't think I'll ever lose my virginity at this rate"

(kinda shows his sensitive, feminine side, don'tcha think?........)


TIPMP!!

Please send additional under garments at your earliest convenience. I continually soil mine at the approach of females.

Idiot boy thinks: "WOW, she really is number 1. I must be number 2."

On multiple levels.