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MineralMan

(146,317 posts) Mon Aug 21, 2017, 12:33 PM Aug 2017

Right-Wing Militia Members Wanted to Volunteer for Free Trip

Sign up now for a free, all-expenses paid trip to the exotic nation of Afghanistan. We need several thousand volunteers to accept this free, open-ended vacation trip. You may bring your AR-15 or other firearms and we'll supply free ammo, to boot. We recommend camouflage clothing and sturdy boots as the most appropriate dress. Tactical accessories of all types are also recommended. Flights are leaving daily for non-stop trips to Afghanistan, where you'll enjoy the freedom to explore in the company of like-minded individuals.

To volunteer, just call (202) 456-1111 or visit http://www.whitehouse.gov

Act now! These free trips are limited and this offer may expire at any time!

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Right-Wing Militia Members Wanted to Volunteer for Free Trip (Original Post) MineralMan Aug 2017 OP

Haha nice Lotusflower70 Aug 2017 #1

No, no. Anyone can volunteer. MineralMan Aug 2017 #2

Oh ok Lotusflower70 Aug 2017 #4

If they sign up for blackwater or whatever it's called they can earn The_Casual_Observer Aug 2017 #3

They'll even get paid and free govt healthcare! Roland99 Aug 2017 #5

Yeah! And, if they survive, they can come home eventually, too. MineralMan Aug 2017 #6

Lotusflower70

(3,077 posts)

1. Haha nice

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Mon Aug 21, 2017, 12:40 PM

Aug 2017

They would have to actually be tough mentally and physically not posers though.

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)

2. No, no. Anyone can volunteer.

Reply to Lotusflower70 (Reply #1)

Mon Aug 21, 2017, 12:42 PM

Aug 2017

Old, young and in between. If you're a right-wing militia member, c'mon down and claim your free vacation. It's your government's gift to you! Don't miss this opportunity.

Lotusflower70

(3,077 posts)

4. Oh ok

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #2)

Mon Aug 21, 2017, 12:44 PM

Aug 2017

I was being too rational and having expectations. This is like people saying that the eclipse is a liberal thing and conservatives should feel free to look directly at it without glasses.