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http://www.borowitzreport.com/2012/07/14/chinese-workers-hail-romneys-record-as-job-creator/Mass Pro-Romney Rally in Beijing
BEIJING After a brutal week in which he was booed by the NAACP and grilled by the media, Republican presidential choice Mitt Romney got some support from an unlikely place today: Beijing.
While Mr. Romneys feats of outsourcing have taken a political toll at home, they have made him a national hero in China, according to workers like Qiu Huang, who attended the rally.
I owe my job to Mitt Romney, and so do many of my friends and family members, he said. His record as a job creator, in China at least, is second to none.
Mr. Qiu said that if Mr. Romney ran for President of China, hed win in a landslide he wouldnt even need those billionaire brothers to buy ads for him.
BEIJING After a brutal week in which he was booed by the NAACP and grilled by the media, Republican presidential choice Mitt Romney got some support from an unlikely place today: Beijing.
While Mr. Romneys feats of outsourcing have taken a political toll at home, they have made him a national hero in China, according to workers like Qiu Huang, who attended the rally.
I owe my job to Mitt Romney, and so do many of my friends and family members, he said. His record as a job creator, in China at least, is second to none.
Mr. Qiu said that if Mr. Romney ran for President of China, hed win in a landslide he wouldnt even need those billionaire brothers to buy ads for him.
(satire, just in case you weren't sure...)
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Chinese Workers Hail Romney’s Record as Job Creator (Original Post)
1monster
Jul 2012
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rfranklin
(13,200 posts)1. Chinese worker: Thank you, Mitt Romney! Would make a great campaign ad...
along the lines of Thank You Paine Webber with the same line spoken by Chinese people with heavy accents so the wingnuts get the point. Racist and xenophobic but very effective.
Zalatix
(8,994 posts)3. Instead of that, how about we just show African American, Chinese-American, white + Hispanic workers
all standing in the unemployment line.
Zalatix
(8,994 posts)2. This satire just shows just how much people hate offshoring.
I bet if you put this out there everyone would laugh at Robbedme. He'd lose half the Red States and what little support he has left in the Blue areas.