I don't want to eat cold pizza. I don't like it. Cold. They always deliver late here at Camp Trump. The pizza here is always cold. I wish I could be back there with you guys, but I don't know where the door is here. I'm hoping to find it by Tuesday. I know it's called Camp David, but we're changing that. I like Camp Trump. Has a ring to it. Might sell time shares here. It's a good deal and I've found some Russian investors. Was that the door, I think I heard a bell. Hang on, the pizza might be here.

Pence: I'd first like to thank the president for calling in to this meeting and Don't worry mister president, if the pizza does not arrive in 30 minutes it will be free. Now that we've covered that issue let's move on to...

Trump: Now I don't have a watch, will anyone in the room be tracking that 30 minutes.

Pence: You heard the president track that 30 minutes! Now let's move on to...

Trump:If they don't bring the forks, is it still free. I'm asking for a friend.

Pence: I don't think so.

Kelly: Forks are part of the deal. Tell them no forks, no money. Lay down the law, man!

Pence: I think this meeting...

Trump: I could give him the hat. How about I give him the hat for the pizza. This is a great hat. It's great. I love this hat. Make them in Mexico, cheap, sell them on the website for 29.99$. Is the hat coming through on the live feed. I want this hat on the air. I got pizza to pay for and I need the money.

Kelly: The hat looks great! Tell the camera man, more hat for the president!

Pence: I agree, great hat. Now let's move onto the meeting. We have a lot of refugees fleeing the storm in...

Trump: I'm not sharing the pizza. I want it known right now. They'll have to get there own pizza.

That's great. Like a tag line or a bumpersticker.