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guillaumeb

(42,641 posts)
Tue Aug 29, 2017, 01:06 PM Aug 2017

Does all the hairspray on Trump's hair make it waterproof?

I saw the picture of the Trumps walking about in the rain, looking very concerned, and I cannot help but notice that his hair looks very much like a helmet. And it rarely moves, except in strong breezes. So I am wondering if all the hairspray that is necessary to hold his few bits of hair provide protection from water and UV rays.

So I ask:


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Is his hair waterproof?
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Does his hair provide protection from the sun and the rain?
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Does his hair block needed oxygen from reaching his brain?
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All of the above?
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None of the above?
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Does all the hairspray on Trump's hair make it waterproof? (Original Post) guillaumeb Aug 2017 OP
Hair like substance C_U_L8R Aug 2017 #1
Covering a vaguely humanoid creature. eom guillaumeb Aug 2017 #6
It's a modified comb-over, colored a light yellow to hide the fact he is practically bald. TheBlackAdder Aug 2017 #2
If only his profound ignorance could be hidden. guillaumeb Aug 2017 #7
Aquanet is waterproof....I'm pretty sure Docreed2003 Aug 2017 #3
Marketed as 'waterproof' . . . fleur-de-lisa Aug 2017 #4
A clear winner on the secret of Trump's head covering. eom guillaumeb Aug 2017 #5
lol treestar Aug 2017 #8

fleur-de-lisa

(14,624 posts)
4. Marketed as 'waterproof' . . .
Tue Aug 29, 2017, 02:55 PM
Aug 2017

but it's not. I live in New Orleans. The humidity is often above 90%, even when it's not raining. No hairspray can withstand that level of humidity.

And that shit on Chump's head is a weave. A weave made of Owen's Corning Attic Insulation, cotton candy and horse hair.

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