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Amerigo Vespucci

(30,885 posts) Sun Jul 15, 2012, 03:01 PM Jul 2012

Things you HOPE Willard "Mitt" Romney will do in this upcoming week.

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	Release MULTIPLE years of his tax returns and go fuck himself.
	2 (17%)
	STEADFASTLY REFUSE to release more than two years' worth of his tax returns, and go fuck himself
	2 (17%)
	Come clean on Bain, and go fuck himself.
	0 (0%)
	Keep claiming he had nothing to do with Bain after 1999, and go fuck himself.
	0 (0%)
	Sing "America The Beautiful" again to defray the cost of Obama campaign ads, and go fuck himself.
	0 (0%)
	Say one more stupid thing about trees that are the right height, his love of cars, or cheesy grits...and go fuck himself.
	0 (0%)
	Name war criminal Condi Rice as his VP pick, and go fuck himself.
	0 (0%)
	Admit that his rat-faced trust fund silver spoon hellspawn sons were failed lab experiments that he took in out of pity, and go fuck himself.
	0 (0%)
	Admit JUST ONCE that sometimes his wife Ann annoys the living HELL out of him, just like many Americans who have to witness her bullshit, then go fuck himself.
	1 (8%)
	I don't really care what he does as long as "go fuck himself" is part of it
	7 (58%)
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Things you HOPE Willard "Mitt" Romney will do in this upcoming week. (Original Post) Amerigo Vespucci Jul 2012 OP

Get a smaller head. randome Jul 2012 #1

You are relentless, Amerigo. freshwest Jul 2012 #2

I'm voting Obama Amerigo Vespucci Jul 2012 #7

Yeah! I'm voting for Obama in 2016, too. Repeal the 22nd Amendment! freshwest Jul 2012 #17

So many choices! Glad that last one took care of the decision making Siwsan Jul 2012 #3

I asked that on this thread: freshwest Jul 2012 #19

Why isn't "Just Be Mitt Romney" on this list? toddwv Jul 2012 #4

Have you counted how many Mitt Romneys there are? Kennah Jul 2012 #13

Whoa! That is part of his intergalactic appeal, but he's still clueless. freshwest Jul 2012 #24

Go on national TV and tell the entire world that he loves lamp. Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #5

And he'll do it with such sincerity siligut Jul 2012 #9

Romney sounded absolutely demented saying that. Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #16

Friends don't let friends talk like twerps on national television siligut Jul 2012 #23

Great poll, only one criticism. DrewFlorida Jul 2012 #6

Whew! I liked them all, but I'm glad I read all the way to the bottom. 11 Bravo Jul 2012 #8

Retroactively pull out of the GOP nomination process... Kalidurga Jul 2012 #10

Tell America he wasn't really involved in the Olympics aint_no_life_nowhere Jul 2012 #11

I would have hoped for HubertHeaver Jul 2012 #12

What about resign the nomination? jimlup Jul 2012 #14

Tweet a crotch shot to a college girl (nt) Nye Bevan Jul 2012 #15

Announce that he has selected a running mate ThoughtCriminal Jul 2012 #18

I want him to ask Pres Obama for an apology with tears in his eyes. rhett o rick Jul 2012 #20

One of the best DU polls ever! I vote for the last choice - n/t coalition_unwilling Jul 2012 #21

Other: Answer the 35 Questions. Iggo Jul 2012 #22

randome

(34,845 posts)

1. Get a smaller head.

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 03:04 PM

Jul 2012

freshwest

(53,661 posts)

2. You are relentless, Amerigo.

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 03:07 PM

Jul 2012

Amerigo Vespucci

(30,885 posts)

7. I'm voting Obama

Reply to freshwest (Reply #2)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 03:10 PM

Jul 2012

I know I've been coy about it, but I'm willing to reveal it today.

Obama / Biden 2012.

freshwest

(53,661 posts)

17. Yeah! I'm voting for Obama in 2016, too. Repeal the 22nd Amendment!

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Reply #7)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 03:52 PM

Jul 2012

It took FDR more than 8 years...

And they could have sent me my ballot last year. I had my mind made up already. Yup, I'm there.

Siwsan

(26,275 posts)

3. So many choices! Glad that last one took care of the decision making

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 03:08 PM

Jul 2012

I keep thinking, if all of this is coming out so early in the campaign, what might they be holding on to, for an October Surprise??

freshwest

(53,661 posts)

19. I asked that on this thread:

Reply to Siwsan (Reply #3)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 03:54 PM

Jul 2012

http://www.democraticunderground.com/12288333#post3

All will be revealed... Soon!

toddwv

(2,830 posts)

4. Why isn't "Just Be Mitt Romney" on this list?

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 03:09 PM

Jul 2012

Kennah

(14,276 posts)

13. Have you counted how many Mitt Romneys there are?

Reply to toddwv (Reply #4)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 03:35 PM

Jul 2012

That would be one rather long fucking list. Besides, if Mitt Romney were to just be Mitt Romney, then Mitt Romney would not get elected President. So you see, Mitt Romney is not Mitt Romney.

freshwest

(53,661 posts)

24. Whoa! That is part of his intergalactic appeal, but he's still clueless.

Reply to Kennah (Reply #13)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 04:14 PM

Jul 2012

Ah, well, they can't all work.

Ikonoklast

(23,973 posts)

5. Go on national TV and tell the entire world that he loves lamp.

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 03:09 PM

Jul 2012

Because that is next.

siligut

(12,272 posts)

9. And he'll do it with such sincerity

Reply to Ikonoklast (Reply #5)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 03:18 PM

Jul 2012

Ikonoklast

(23,973 posts)

16. Romney sounded absolutely demented saying that.

Reply to siligut (Reply #9)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 03:42 PM

Jul 2012

If one of my friends started talking in that manner, I would assume that he was suffering a transient ischemic attack, and immediately seek medical help for him..

siligut

(12,272 posts)

23. Friends don't let friends talk like twerps on national television

Reply to Ikonoklast (Reply #16)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 04:08 PM

Jul 2012

Too bad Mitt doesn't have any friends.

DrewFlorida

(1,096 posts)

6. Great poll, only one criticism.

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 03:10 PM

Jul 2012

You failed to include "All of the Above" as a choice.

LMAO!

11 Bravo

(23,926 posts)

8. Whew! I liked them all, but I'm glad I read all the way to the bottom.

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 03:14 PM

Jul 2012

Kalidurga

(14,177 posts)

10. Retroactively pull out of the GOP nomination process...

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 03:19 PM

Jul 2012

then go fuck himself.

aint_no_life_nowhere

(21,925 posts)

11. Tell America he wasn't really involved in the Olympics

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 03:25 PM

Jul 2012

because of the scandals with Bain-related companies involved. Hey, it would keep the Mitt-Bash on DU going and going to new and more entertaining heights. And you know anyway that his denials about responsibility for the Olympics are just a matter of time, anyway.

HubertHeaver

(2,522 posts)

12. I would have hoped for

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 03:34 PM

Jul 2012

hiring Glenn Beck as a spokesman.

But he already did that.

jimlup

(7,968 posts)

14. What about resign the nomination?

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 03:36 PM

Jul 2012

I mean I'm actually becoming a little worried about that possibility. I mean once he's the nominee he's done for but we don't want to dispose of him until then I think.