Where is the remote?

Maybe that's why he doesn't like going anywhere, he never knows when he needs to go.

"Or am I shrinking?"

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is it too wet for golf?
how long will these rubes tolerate my obvious incompetence?

"In a few years, I could be dating her."

Shit. I have to pretend I care now.

cause lookit the suckers who swam out to see me today, yeah, they still love me, everybody loves me and any sack of shit who can't bring them in needed to hit the bricks. Yeah, now I need to get rid of that party pooper Kelly, won't let me have any fun at all any more, that'll show em who's boss but Jesus, this is boring, I hope those secret service guys got my bucket of chicken, gonna need it after listening to all this horseshit by guys who aren't me.

are bigger than mine.

"With ice cream. Two scoops."

Wow. His hands really ARE tiny.

Small hands, small mind, small...

Is it time for me to brag about myself.

Nobody's mentioned my stunning electoral college victory for almost five minutes. Boring!

The only thing on his mind is a hat.

When I'm in prison!

But wait......I'll blame it all on Obama!!!!

'useless soggy asshole'? Wonder if they'd let me grab some women if I was in a boat?"

BOOM! $200,000 smackers. Christ there's money to be made being president."

he IS selling the hats. But for $40 each.

I'm not even kidding.

https://www.newsmax.com/US/donald-trump-hat-for-sale-hurricane-harvey/2017/08/29/id/810436/

If I made him move his operation down here.

"I hate this job!"...

Make my hands look big?

He looks like he's asleep with his eyes open.

"God I hate this."

waste .

I missed my afternoon nap for this?!

-Peter Griffin

Where the hell am I and I don't know how I got here.

But his behavior sure is Kim Jong Un'ish. I wonder whether he demanded they call him dear leader?

umm pie charts!

Any Russian girls in Texas?

How many hats can I sell?

Couldn't resist.

They need to hurry up, I'm tired of looking "presidential."

which led to all this shit. He knows he's in over his head and he knows that this isn't what he wants to be doing with his life. Now he's about to lose everything: the presidency, the crooked "charities," and businesses, etc. It's all about to blow up. He'll be penniless when this is all over with (unless Bannon and the deplorables prop him up).

"Just fucking gold!"

Truly

Now, who do I blame it on?