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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsLeaked OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE TRANSCRIPT of Trump's visit to Texas
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TEXAS OFFICIAL: Mr. President, on behalf of myself and the citizens of our great state, I would like to welcome you to Texas.
PRESIDENT TRUMP: You know, I got 52% of the votes here in November.
TEXAS OFFICIAL: That's quite impressive, sir. Now if you'd like to...
TRUMP: 4,685,047 votes.
TEXAS OFFICIAL: And you have every reason to be proud of that, Mr. President. Now if we could just...
TRUMP: That's over 800,000 more votes than Crooked Hillary got. And if you take away the illegal immigrants who voted for her illegally, it's probably closer to five million votes for me. You know, I still plan to lock her up. It's just that making America great again and building my big, beautiful, solar-powered wall, which Mexico assured me today they will pay for, is a full-time job.
TEXAS OFFICIAL: Mr. President, why don't we get started? We've set up a meet and greet area over here, where you can interact with some of the families who have faced terrible losses in this crisis.
TRUMP: Did you say meet and eat? What are we having? You know I like steaks. And if there aren't any steaks, maybe you could send one of your grunts out to fetch me a Big Mac and Fries.
TEXAS OFFICIAL: Meet and Greet, sir. We thought that you could interact with some of the local people, offer encouragement, maybe a handshake or a hug.
TRUMP: TOUCH people? Let them TOUCH ME? Are you out of your frigging MIND?
TEXAS OFFICIAL: But, sir...
TRUMP: Don't "but sir" me you little prick. What's that over there (gestures).
TEXAS OFFICIAL: Errr...trucks?
TRUMP: Yeah, those trucks. Howzabout you circle them like a wagon train, and I get in the middle, on top, with a bullhorn? These sad bastards are probably water-logged and too weak to climb up there with me.
TEXAS OFFICIAL: Well, we could do that, I guess.
TRUMP: Say, do you like my hat? Nice, huh?
TEXAS OFFICIAL: Very nice, sir. It says "USA" on it.
TRUMP: That's right, cowboy. Want one?
TEXAS OFFICIAL: That's quite generous, sir, thank you.
TRUMP: 40 bucks. Pay Melania. Now when's lunch?
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Leaked OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE TRANSCRIPT of Trump's visit to Texas (Original Post)
Miles Archer
Aug 2017
OP
Many heads on the right would have exploded if Michelle has stepped off of Air Force 1...
Miles Archer
Aug 2017
#8
Sedona
(3,769 posts)1. to the greatest page with thee....
dalton99a
(81,635 posts)2. Good one
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)3. Sounds accurate to me.....
Botany
(70,594 posts)4. Oh for the love of dog! A FLOTUS hat?
Miles Archer
(18,837 posts)8. Many heads on the right would have exploded if Michelle has stepped off of Air Force 1...
,,,wearing one of those. Of course, she wouldn't, but IF...
Strike a pose indeed.
Thrill
(19,178 posts)5. A FLOTUS hat? Really?
lamp_shade
(14,846 posts)6. This is GREAT.
lamp_shade
(14,846 posts)7. Shared to my facebook.
malaise
(269,200 posts)9. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Lifelong Protester
(8,421 posts)10. K & R
Mr.Bill
(24,334 posts)11. She needs the hat to identify here because most
of her fans have only seen pictures of her on the internet where she is nude. It's difficult to recognize her fully clothed.
edbermac
(15,947 posts)12. And what did he say to the lady next to Melania?
I could just imagine what the Gropenfuhrer would say but I'd get kicked off DU for writing it.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,209 posts)13. You've got yourself some talent, Miles. nt
Miles Archer
(18,837 posts)14. Thank you very much, Tommy. Most appreciated.