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Aerows

(39,961 posts) Sun Jul 15, 2012, 04:43 PM Jul 2012

Romney: Retroactively

Last edited Tue Jul 17, 2012, 02:18 PM - Edit history (1)

I will hear the phone ring at 3 am, and retroactively answer 10 years ago. Oh, and I'll pay my taxes while I'm in the retroactive chamber, too. Oh look, I just bumped into George Zimmerman rolling back where he shot the "black thug carrying, and the young "thug" turned out to be carrying iced tea and a packet of candy".

Romney: "I shouldn't release my tax returns under any circumstance because I would be giving in to my opponent, thus spoiling my chances with the mega-tea baggers.

I also shouldn't release my tax returns under any circumstances because it will hurt me with Independents that thus far didn't give a shit about my tax returns, but now do, since I'm hiding them.

I shouldn't release my tax returns because "I said so, I'm the CEO, and if you have any questions, ask my secretary."

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Romney: Retroactively (Original Post) Aerows Jul 2012 OP

Oh, and don't forget Retroactive Romney and RomneyCare Ishoutandscream2 Jul 2012 #1

RomneyCare is great for Massachusettes Aerows Jul 2012 #3

"I'm the CEO and used to people doing what I say" TeamPooka Jul 2012 #2

Retroactive Romney Aerows Jul 2012 #4

Retroactive resignation, self deportation.. 333maxwell Jul 2012 #5

Sure it can Aerows Jul 2012 #10

"I retroactively change" Aerows Jul 2012 #6

"I retroactively change" Aerows Jul 2012 #7

I have retroactively NOT Aerows Jul 2012 #8

"Retroactively, I'm the greatest President alive" Aerows Jul 2012 #9

Ishoutandscream2

(6,662 posts)

1. Oh, and don't forget Retroactive Romney and RomneyCare

Reply to Aerows (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 04:48 PM

Jul 2012

I'm sure Retroactive Romney will take care of that as well!

Aerows

(39,961 posts)

3. RomneyCare is great for Massachusettes

Reply to Ishoutandscream2 (Reply #1)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 04:53 PM

Jul 2012

When Romney is governor. Retroactive Romney opposes RomneyCare now that it is the ACA.

TeamPooka

(24,230 posts)

2. "I'm the CEO and used to people doing what I say"

Reply to Aerows (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 04:49 PM

Jul 2012

Aerows

(39,961 posts)

4. Retroactive Romney

Reply to TeamPooka (Reply #2)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 04:54 PM

Jul 2012

would want them to say what Romney does, currently.

Romney: "I've never been against corporations getting takeovers. It's their right."

333maxwell

(16 posts)

5. Retroactive resignation, self deportation..

Reply to Aerows (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 05:20 PM

Jul 2012

This can work guys.. c'mon..

Aerows

(39,961 posts)

10. Sure it can

Reply to 333maxwell (Reply #5)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 02:30 PM

Jul 2012

Aerows

(39,961 posts)

6. "I retroactively change"

Reply to Aerows (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 02:09 PM

Jul 2012

Being Dennis Miller before I became a Republican shill, and Carrot Top before the steroids."

Aerows

(39,961 posts)

7. "I retroactively change"

Reply to Aerows (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 02:11 PM

Jul 2012

The fact that I put the dog on the roof. In retrospect, I have put him on the hood of the car. - Mitt Romney

Aerows

(39,961 posts)

8. I have retroactively NOT

Reply to Aerows (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 02:14 PM

Jul 2012

"Shot that horse up with more drugs than a cartel. He's fine, ready to be sold and compete. In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have bought him with the idea to scheme another buyer by pumping him full of drugs so that he could compete. Retroactively? Great way to sell a lame horse with no regard to horse or buyer." - Mitt Romney

Aerows

(39,961 posts)

9. "Retroactively, I'm the greatest President alive"

Reply to Aerows (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 02:16 PM

Jul 2012

I was President in all of the alternative timelines, the nails ladies and the rest of the little folk just didn't realize it.

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