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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsHow the hell does this shit happen? PIC. VOMIT WARNING.
Here is some analysis.
LEFT EAR AREA.
1) Behind ear: "White" hair, relatively dry looking, fluffy with apparent lack of product, combed more or less straight down. Herein known as the bottom white zone.
2) The area 1.5 inch above ear: White and gold mixture. Slick looking via product use. Combed back. Herein known as the "slick zone".
3) 1.5 inches above the slick zone: Mostly white hair with a little gold mixed in. Slightly dryer than the slick zone. Combed down. Herein known as the middle white zone.
4) Above the middle white zone: A part.
5) 1.5 inches above the part: similar to the middle white zone, except it is combed up. Herein known as the upper white zone.
6) The isolated view of the part and the upper and middle white zones looks like a dog's ass, slightly shaved.
7) The area above the upper white zone at top of head: The golden flow back flip, AKA the reverse golden shower.
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spanone
(135,844 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,444 posts)Freddie
(9,267 posts)Just for him. How much presidentin' time does he waste in a salon chair? Admiring himself in the mirror of course.
maxsolomon
(33,345 posts)She cuts it and helps him style it.
doc03
(35,345 posts)GusBob
(7,286 posts)herein known as the dead zone
LuckyCharms
(17,444 posts)csziggy
(34,136 posts)SharonClark
(10,014 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,444 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)He's a disgusting mess and deserves to be ridiculed.
LuckyCharms
(17,444 posts)forget being polite. Someone who is going to hurt many millions of lives for his own benefit deserves all the crap that people can dish out.
demmiblue
(36,864 posts)Baitball Blogger
(46,733 posts)TheBlackAdder
(28,208 posts).
His mother wasn't a canary blonde either.
https://media.glamour.com/photos/579a7ea15fa55c6e0ef1a852/master/w_1024,c_limit/trump-mom-hair.jpg
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smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)At least a light brown. He looks like an absolute clown with that glaring yellow shade.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Might explain a lot about him tho.
TheBlackAdder
(28,208 posts)Heartstrings
(7,349 posts)cannot remember just who coined that phrase....works for me tho!
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Even better "Cotton candy spun out of hooker's piss".
RandiFan1290
(6,237 posts)Laffy Kat
(16,383 posts)Blue Owl
(50,407 posts)n/t
mnhtnbb
(31,392 posts)TheBlackAdder
(28,208 posts)GoCubsGo
(32,086 posts)I'm sure his hair is quite thin in places, so they want to get his scalp, too. Note that his eyebrows are also orange. Also notice the white line along his part. That says to me that he hasn't been sprayed recently, so his hair has grown out somewhat.
We see the inverse with the bleach-blonde right-wing telebimbos like Megyn Kelly, Tomi Whasserface, and Ann Coulter. There's frequently a dark stripe down the part, while the rest of the hair shaft is dried straw.
brooklynite
(94,592 posts)Did you complain that Hillary dyed her hair (which she cheerfully admitted)?
The are an immense number of issues to be angry at Trump for. This isn't worth a minute's attention.
LuckyCharms
(17,444 posts)NCjack
(10,279 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Such a handsome fellow.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)of an orange Nerf football.
Some dogs like to chew on Nerf footballs. I suspect this is why tRump does not own a dog, although a dog could do a better job with his hair by licking it.
underthematrix
(5,811 posts)and he looks like he takes steroids
MontanaMama
(23,322 posts)I know he looks really bad but this is gawd awful. He's all pink and shiny. Yack!
LuckyCharms
(17,444 posts)It looks kind of wonky where his neck meets his collar.
MontanaMama
(23,322 posts)I heard on Stephanie Miller today that he was drowning his sorrows with 9 funnel cakes and way too much peach cobbler...total hearsay from a rogue WH Twitter account, however.
Link to tweet
jalan48
(13,870 posts)maxsolomon
(33,345 posts)I was excoriated on DU for using this word (I mean really beat up like using it makes me anti-LGBT), but the hair is not HETERONORMATIVE, and his straight-guy loutishness was an intrinsic part of his appeal. It should have been ridiculed more deliberately, but no, Dems wanted to leave the hair alone like it was Barron Trump.
Old white people are pretty damned judgmental when it comes to male vanity or "unusual" hairstyles, but they looked right past the fact that their candidate was a vain clown who bleaches his combover.