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We all know that Donny-T hates his job, but wont resign unless he can come up with a face-saving reason for leaving.
In the spirit of speeding him on his way, lets help with some suggestions.
I hereby resign the prezidensy because
Im weigh 2 smart for this job, like bigly two smart.
Ive accomplished so much in seven months, theres really nothing left for me to do.
my golfing buddies are pissed-off that Im only free to spend 90% of the time I used to on the links.
Melania is begging me to spend more intimate alone time with her.
Ive done all I can for my BFFE, Putie-Poot - it's time for him to stand on his own two feet.
the KKK is looking for a new Grand Wizard therefore, a higher duty calls me.
Ivanka and Jared have to take vacations to avoid the media every time I fuck-up. I hardly ever see them anymore, and I miss them.
other world leaders are too intimidated by my awesomeness to take me seriously.
Im too tasteful to live in this dump of a White House.
being the leader of the free world is waaay too easy I need a challenge.
the manufacturing jobs Ive outsourced to low-wage countries requires my 24/7 oversight.
my once-successful Trump University has gone to shit without my hands-on, day-to-day guidance.
Obama IS still wire-tapping me, and I refuse to work under these conditions.
the fake news wont get off my back with their facts and statistics bullshit.
those god-damned 'leakers' keep telling people the truth. Enuf already.
I understand that my son Barron I think thats his name needs a full-time dad to teach him how to be a pussy-grabber.
pretending to be human is taking its toll on my ability to govern effectively.
no one appreciates the brilliance of my covfefe.
Please add your own suggestions!
Kleveland
(1,257 posts)"I could just spend the rest of my days golfing, and eating KFC"
Miles Archer
(18,837 posts)Don't think for a second that he wouldn't use his kid as an escape hatch.
Iliyah
(25,111 posts)Grassy Knoll
(10,118 posts)...Because A Good Christian Can Only Get Married 4 Times..
...Anymore Than 4 Is When God Starts To Get Pissed.
Warpy
(111,329 posts)RainCaster
(10,912 posts)It had to be said.
lsewpershad
(2,620 posts)need to spend more time protecting my family.
L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)Kath2
(3,089 posts)flibbitygiblets
(7,220 posts)BainsBane
(53,056 posts)I know it's the least important thing about Trump, but I don't think I've ever seen a rich person with such atrocious taste.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2188856/inside-the-incredibly-opulent-but-gaudy-as-hell-80million-trump-tower-home-of-future-president-donald-trump/
Dictator Chic is what Peter York calls it.
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/03/trump-style-dictator-autocrats-design-214877