Are you yearning to learn how to blow big greasy smoke rings from your back end? Here's your chance!

The experts have all lined up to show you just how it's done

Watch and learn!

First up: Taco Bowl the Clown ---

The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!

Here's the Graham Cracker:

I have always believed DACA was a presidential overreach

Next: Johnny Reb Beauregard ---

The effect of this unilateral executive amnesty, among other things, contributed to a surge of unaccompanied minors on the southern border that yielded terrible humanitarian consequences. It also denied jobs to hundreds of thousands of Americans by allowing those same jobs to go to illegal aliens.

Here's Unterfuhrer from the Deportment of Homeland Purity

Department of Homeland Security personnel shall take all appropriate actions to execute a wind-down of the program

And then: the White House Talking Points ---

The Department of Homeland Security urges DACA recipients to use the time remaining on their work authorizations to prepare for and arrange their departure from the United States -- including proactively seeking travel documentation -- or apply for other immigration benefits for which they may be eligible

Taco Bowl again ---

I have a love for these people and hopefully now Congress will be able to help them and do it properly. Hopefully now Congress will be able to help them

Now: Mouthpiece Huckleberry ---

It's a known fact that there are over 4 million unemployed Americans in the same age group as those that are DACA recipients; that over 950,000 of those are African Americans in the same age group; over 870,000 unemployed Hispanics in the same age group. Those are large groups of people that are unemployed that could possibly have those jobs

And The Yellow Rogue of Texas ---

The Obama-era program went far beyond the executive branch’s legitimate authority

Unterfuhrer again ---

I am also frustrated on their behalf

And Paul the Bunion has also weighed in ---

The larger problem is that we do not have control of our borders

Taco Bowl, once more ---

Make no mistake, we are going to put the interest of AMERICAN CITIZENS FIRST!

The Grand Cyclops appeals to anti-Catholic nativists ---

Unable to really to come to grips with the problems in the Church, they need illegal aliens, they need illegal aliens to fill the churches

Kelly Ann Conjob ---

Congress says they are going to act. They are welcome to act, after all, they are the ones that make the laws in this country. They failed to act for seven months, now they have six more months, that’s a total of more than a year and we’ll see what they do

And finally Taco Bowl ---

For all of those (DACA) that are concerned about your status during the 6 month period, you have nothing to worry about

So, there it is! This is all about stopping crime, and saving jobs, and encouraging Dreamers to leave the country, and protecting the Constitution, and putting America first, and compassionately saving Dreamers from anxiety and uncertainty, and kicking the Catholic church in the nuts, and building a wall, just in case you were wondering

The champions who blow big greasy smoke rings from their back ends have shown you how to do it.