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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsResearchers Identify Gene for Awfulness (Borowitz)
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/researchers-identify-gene-for-awfulnessLEEDS (The Borowitz Report)In a finding that has wide-ranging implications for society, British researchers at the University of Leeds announced on Saturday that they have identified the gene for awfulness. The study, which focussed on one adult male and three of his adult children, makes a persuasive argument that there is a powerful dominant gene that makes people heinous.
Additionally, certain subtraits of awfulness, such as an inability to tell the truth, appear to be genetically mediated, Dorrinson said. If the father is unable to explain honestly why a meeting took place, for example, the son who carries the same gene will also tell crazy lies about that meeting, he said.
Hopes that the gene for horribleness might eventually become diluted as its carriers mate with the general population were dashed when the scientists studied the mating history of the adult daughter in the sample group. Unfortunately, those who carry the gene for awfulness are more likely to reproduce with other carriers of the same gene, the scientist said.
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Researchers Identify Gene for Awfulness (Borowitz) (Original Post)
Stonepounder
Sep 2017
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Hmmmm ... three adult children ... one daughter who married similar ... hmmmm ...
eppur_se_muova
Sep 2017
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longship
(40,416 posts)1. Love Andy Borowitz!
R&
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)2. K&R
eppur_se_muova
(36,304 posts)3. Hmmmm ... three adult children ... one daughter who married similar ... hmmmm ...
What ARE they trying to imply ?