neighborhood used car salesperson. OK, maybe sales manager. Alternatively, carpet salesperson.

You know, one who is typically a minor character in a movie.....maybe in an alien movie where he urges citizens to remain calm while giant flying saucers are ruining the landscape.

he imagines himself as this -



but is really this -

In The Stand. Even the actor that portrayed him in the movie looked like Mittney in a blond wig. He seems so diabolical, just like the Flagg character.