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Ted cruz on twitter (Original Post) nini Sep 2017 OP
haha brettdale Sep 2017 #1
You just know he's gonna say he was hacked nini Sep 2017 #2
I guess he thought his likes would be private brettdale Sep 2017 #3
@djairduster WINS the comments: musette_sf Sep 2017 #4
SNORT nini Sep 2017 #5
so many tweets, such little action... irisblue Sep 2017 #6
The best response: Ted Cruz after he realizes what he did on Twitter tonight! Docreed2003 Sep 2017 #7
Hahaha nini Sep 2017 #8
not all of us frequent twitter.... chillfactor Sep 2017 #9
He got caught liking porn posts nini Sep 2017 #10
Here dalton99a Sep 2017 #12
I cant wait to hear the cover-up nini Sep 2017 #13
It's all over the world now dalton99a Sep 2017 #15
This is making me far too happy nini Sep 2017 #16
That right there is why you should never buy a white couch Warren DeMontague Sep 2017 #19
lol lol vlyons Sep 2017 #23
Or why one should buy a white couch...? Pachamama Sep 2017 #30
+1 dalton99a Sep 2017 #31
That and having Rick James swing by your place. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Sep 2017 #33
Or Chuck Berry. Warren DeMontague Sep 2017 #43
lol indeed nt Abu Pepe Sep 2017 #11
it is on the nypost & Cruz has the nerve to complain about NYC values.... irisblue Sep 2017 #14
Those types always have the most to hide nini Sep 2017 #17
Number one Trend on Twitter brettdale Sep 2017 #18
"I thought that guy in the video was Rick Perry" Warren DeMontague Sep 2017 #20
He will say Russia hacked his account 😬 MLAA Sep 2017 #21
The 400-lb guy did it for him dalton99a Sep 2017 #34
It's not the porno that is the problem vlyons Sep 2017 #22
To be honest, it's the imagining Ted Cruz watching a porno, that's the problem. Warren DeMontague Sep 2017 #24
agreed vlyons Sep 2017 #28
his head looks like someone sort of squeezed it out of the neck of his shirt, like toothpaste. Warren DeMontague Sep 2017 #29
Cruz watched pornography with Supreme Court justices dalton99a Sep 2017 #35
The comments are fucking gold. Warren DeMontague Sep 2017 #25
I know I can't sleep JonLP24 Sep 2017 #26
As an east coaster who got up a while ago... jberryhill Sep 2017 #32
that is hilarious... chillfactor Sep 2017 #27
fappin ted JHan Sep 2017 #36
.. JHan Sep 2017 #37
I am always amazed at how clever and quick people are to come up with these things nini Sep 2017 #39
even better.. JHan Sep 2017 #40
LOLOLOL nini Sep 2017 #42
That's actually the first half-normal thing about him I've ever seen... Blue_Tires Sep 2017 #38
10:45 A.M. and Ted Cruz is still trending #1 on Twitter but the important question is..... DippyDem Sep 2017 #41

musette_sf

(10,204 posts)
4. @djairduster WINS the comments:
Tue Sep 12, 2017, 01:22 AM
Sep 2017

"Ted Cruz half asleep wit his meat out forgot he was on his main account lmfao"

nini

(16,672 posts)
5. SNORT
Tue Sep 12, 2017, 01:26 AM
Sep 2017


It's too bad i unfriended all my ring wing family on facebook. I'd love to post all this on their walls.

irisblue

(33,018 posts)
14. it is on the nypost & Cruz has the nerve to complain about NYC values....
Tue Sep 12, 2017, 01:43 AM
Sep 2017

memo to self....Never again look to see why #Ted Cruz is trending on Twitter....

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
20. "I thought that guy in the video was Rick Perry"
Tue Sep 12, 2017, 02:38 AM
Sep 2017

Okay, maybe not exactly dancing with the stars, but close enough, right?

vlyons

(10,252 posts)
22. It's not the porno that is the problem
Tue Sep 12, 2017, 04:25 AM
Sep 2017

Heck, I like some good hot porno every once in a while, and I'm a 70 yr old lady. But unlike Ted, I don't pretend to be holier than thou and thump a Bible in your face about what you should and should not do in the privacy of your own bedroom. For all we know, his wife might like some porno too. That's not the point. It his the hypocracy that is the problem. The best thing Ted could do is tell people "So what? Mind your own business. Otherwise, get lost." But he won't do that I'll bet. He'll claim his twitter account was hacked and that to even suggest otherwise is an insult to his wife.

It's all so difficult for these fundamentalist Christians, when their facade crumbles away to reveal that they also are all too human.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
24. To be honest, it's the imagining Ted Cruz watching a porno, that's the problem.
Tue Sep 12, 2017, 04:28 AM
Sep 2017

The guy is just .... squicky.



vlyons

(10,252 posts)
28. agreed
Tue Sep 12, 2017, 05:37 AM
Sep 2017

He is a very very weird strange man. Not in a million years would I ever consider dating a guy like him. He gives me the creeps.

dalton99a

(81,566 posts)
35. Cruz watched pornography with Supreme Court justices
Tue Sep 12, 2017, 08:28 AM
Sep 2017
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2015/06/29/why-ted-cruz-watched-pornography-with-supreme-court-justices/

Why Ted Cruz watched pornography with Supreme Court justices
By Katie Zezima | June 29, 2015

...
Cruz served as a law clerk to then Supreme Court Chief Justice William Rehnquist. One day, he was standing behind Rehnquist and Justice Sandra Day O'Connor.

"We were in front of a large computer screen gazing at explicit, hard-core pornography," Cruz wrote.

The reason? The court was considering a case challenging a law that regulated online porn. The clerks were older and not well-versed in the Internet, so court librarians set up a tutorial for the justices and their clerks on how easy it was to find porn online. Cruz watched as the librarian typed in the word "cantaloupe," though it was misspelled.

"A slew of hard-core, explicit images showed up onscreen," he wrote. "As we watched these graphic pictures fill our screens, wide-eyed, no one said a word. Except for Justice O'Connor, who lowered her head, squinted slightly, and muttered, 'Oh, my.'"
 

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
32. As an east coaster who got up a while ago...
Tue Sep 12, 2017, 08:10 AM
Sep 2017

It was "Okay, he did something, but wha.... oh boy."

nini

(16,672 posts)
39. I am always amazed at how clever and quick people are to come up with these things
Tue Sep 12, 2017, 10:15 AM
Sep 2017

that is hilarious

DippyDem

(659 posts)
41. 10:45 A.M. and Ted Cruz is still trending #1 on Twitter but the important question is.....
Tue Sep 12, 2017, 10:44 AM
Sep 2017

Where were you on 9/11 when Ted Cruz got horny online?

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