Bona fide exchange with a drooling Trump moron

(channeling Rod Serling) ... presented for your viewing pleasure, a genuine discussion with an individual living entirely in the Twilight Zone.

A Trump supporter.

I swear not one word has been altered other than changing the name of the idiot involved.

[context: a friend of mine named Mark posted on Facebook that Trump was crazy for threatening N. Korea and along trotted a Trumpanzee to immediately and hysterically shout him down. Mark told him that anyone using the powers of their brain would know that world war is a bad idea.

Trumpanzee: "I don't need to use 'The powers of my Brain' to know that You don't know what the hell ya talking about, What ,if anything would you have him do?? Talk to this Maniac like a Child!"

Trumpanzee: "And furthermore, How the hell would u feel when in a year or so When his Rockets can reach N.Y,Genius!"

Mark: "If we are talking to them we are not fighting them. Why the bellicosity? When you make ad hominem attacks like "You don't know what you are talking about" I realize there is no reasoning with you. And that's too bad. Just out of curiosity, when did you get your degree in International Relations that authorizes you to throw around such comments? Tell me your credentials. On second thought, skip it."

Trumpanzee: "Tell me,When does Common-sense need a degree?"

Me: "Mark, when a guy can't be bothered to learn how to properly use English grammar, spelling and capitalization, I automatically assume he doesn't know what the hell he's talking about on the foreign affairs front since that's comparing Mt. Everest to a water tower. Dismissed!"

Trumpanzee: "Do not know how degree in English qualifies U as an 'Expert' on World Matters,Or on ANY thing. But if U think so, Good Luck!"

Trumpanzee: "Lets face it,If Trump farted u would blame him for adding to the loss of the ozone-layer!"

Me: "Yeah, thanks. Dismissed. There's a playground somewhere with your name on it."

Trumpanzee: "Well your the Genius, NERD!"

Me: "Apparently you missed the part where I said you were dismissed. Reading comprehension is important, little guy.

Run along and play with your Thomas the Tank Engine toys. The adults are talking. But before you do that, please get a spelling and grammar tutorial, pal. I can't take you seriously when you literally don't understand how to use "you're" versus "your." My nine year old knows.

DISMISSED!"

Trumpanzee: "Thank U teacher, Now go back to your cave,NERD!"

Trumpanzee: "Now your DISMISSED, A-Hole!"

Me: "LOL. The triggered little insecure Trump snowflake can't let it go. Hysterical about his ineptitudes and desperate to pretend "I really DO have something to say!"

Yawn. Same old, same old from - what, a forklift operator? A gas station attendant? Yeah. We're impressed.

Isn't it always this way, Mark? Insecure crybabies so frantically trying to pretend they have something to contribute to the adult's table?

My God, it's sad.

DISMISSED!"

Me: "LOL. Please toddle off and find your binkie and blankie. I think it's night-night time, little triggered snowflake.

But I do thank you for this demonstration proving once again Trump supporters have all the brain power of a run-over chipmunk.

That's been pissed on."

Trumpanzee: "WOW, U keep showing your intellect! And with good grammer, NERD!!"

Me: "LOL. The frantic Trump crybaby is just desperate to have the last word since he's just SO MAD.

My, you seem insecure. I wonder why.

You know what, Trumpanzee? I'm going to let you have the last word since I'm done reading your sniveling shit-fit.

You have absolutely nothing to offer of interest and are as dumb as a bag of hammers so I'm gonna go do something meaningful now. You're beneath my attention.

Time for some baseball and fun rather than wading through the teary-eyed shrieks of a pathetic little worm.

So you just go ahead and grab that last word, little guy. I'll be off enjoying myself while you're fuming and banging your keyboard. Hoping desperately I'll come back to read your moronic insults which are of zero consequence to me.

As, I'm sure, is your sad little life."

And of course the dumb fucker responded with what undoubtedly constituted more shrieks of rage which I smiled blissfully as I didn't bother to even read (Facebook notifies you when someone responds but you're under no obligation to click and read the outpouring of shit).

I just have to laugh thinking of this sad, stupid asshole hammering his keyboard, crying in frustration and bellowing: "Come back! COME BACK! I want to insult you some more! Um, you LIBTARD! DEMONRAT!"

It's so much fun seeing the amount of spinning these disgusting pukes have to engage in to continue to worship the Orange Asshole.