BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un and Chuggo engage in three-way freestyle insult rap battle.

After six rounds, the ultimate victor was determined as the Toronto born Chuggo, also known as 46 year old Gary Switling. Chuggo told Trump that, "Your product is shit nobody wants to buy!", while he remarked to Kim, "You'll never sell records because your rap sucks (brap)!"

As the ultimate winner, Chuggo was awarded the grand prize of seventeen five-gallon drums of Sysco brand heavy duty mayonnaise, as well as the opportunity to address next year's UN General Assembly.

Details at Eleven.