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Grassy Knoll

(10,118 posts) Sat Sep 23, 2017, 09:47 PM Sep 2017

The Only Sport Left For Donald Dotard Is NASCAR...

..'cause kneeling in a car doing 180mph could spell disaster for fellow drivers.

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The Only Sport Left For Donald Dotard Is NASCAR... (Original Post) Grassy Knoll Sep 2017 OP

I'd also suggest True Dough Sep 2017 #1

Lol, Or Go To A Raider Game And Sit In The Black Hole End Zone Area. Grassy Knoll Sep 2017 #2

I could think of a few other NFL stadiums that would present similar scenarios Best_man23 Sep 2017 #5

Dick Cheney has no heartbeat, no pulse! ProudLib72 Sep 2017 #3

Please don't let him near Nascar SonofDonald Sep 2017 #4

"I know it's redneck heaven but he could still fuck it up somehow" janx Sep 2017 #6

Can you imagine Trump at a race? jmowreader Sep 2017 #7

Nooooo!!!! SonofDonald Sep 2017 #8

True Dough

(17,306 posts)

1. I'd also suggest

Reply to Grassy Knoll (Original post)

Sat Sep 23, 2017, 09:51 PM

Sep 2017

that Dotard go quail hunting with Dick Cheney for sport!

Grassy Knoll

(10,118 posts)

2. Lol, Or Go To A Raider Game And Sit In The Black Hole End Zone Area.

Reply to True Dough (Reply #1)

Sat Sep 23, 2017, 09:57 PM

Sep 2017

Best_man23

(4,898 posts)

5. I could think of a few other NFL stadiums that would present similar scenarios

Reply to Grassy Knoll (Reply #2)

Sun Sep 24, 2017, 12:22 AM

Sep 2017

The Dawg Pound in Cleveland

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

3. Dick Cheney has no heartbeat, no pulse!

Reply to True Dough (Reply #1)

Sat Sep 23, 2017, 10:03 PM

Sep 2017

What do we call people who have no heartbeat? THE LIVING DEAD!

Proof: https://www.livescience.com/33035-is-it-true-that-dick-cheney-has-no-heartbeat.html

SonofDonald

(2,050 posts)

4. Please don't let him near Nascar

Reply to Grassy Knoll (Original post)

Sun Sep 24, 2017, 12:11 AM

Sep 2017

I can't help it, I love nascar and all auto racing, well, except drifting, it's just stupid when you consider that in every other form of auto racing they try not to spin the tires.

I know it's redneck heaven but he could still fuck it up somehow, he has that talent doesn't he?, at least there's only a few races left this season, hopefully his non-existant attention span will keep him from showing up at a race.

janx

(24,128 posts)

6. "I know it's redneck heaven but he could still fuck it up somehow"

Reply to SonofDonald (Reply #4)

Sun Sep 24, 2017, 12:24 AM

Sep 2017

jmowreader

(50,560 posts)

7. Can you imagine Trump at a race?

Reply to SonofDonald (Reply #4)

Sun Sep 24, 2017, 02:09 AM

Sep 2017

"I want to wave the flag."
'No, Mr. President, you can't wave the flag.'
"Why can't I wave the flag?"
'A couple of reasons. First, you don't know how. And second, five flagmen per year get killed by flying engines* and none of us wants to be the one to break it to Ivanka.'

* None actually do, but Trump is too fucking stupid to know that.

SonofDonald

(2,050 posts)

8. Nooooo!!!!

Reply to jmowreader (Reply #7)

Sun Sep 24, 2017, 09:20 AM

Sep 2017

HAHAHAHAHA!

And he is dumb enough to believe it, he's never watched a race since that first time.

When he was found staring at the tv drooling and going Vroom! Vroom!.

ALL THAT TURNING LEFT YOU KNOW......

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