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(52,243 posts) Mon Sep 25, 2017, 01:21 PM Sep 2017

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my neighbor knocked on my door, clutched his chest, and fell to his knees and begged me to call 911

as i'm uber-patriotic, i naturally had the national anthem playing, which i do 24/7.

i told him how dare he refuse to stand for our national anthem!

he was babbling something about pain and life or death and emergency or something but all i could hear is how much he hates america!

what an unpatriotic self-absorbed entitled asshole he was!

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my neighbor knocked on my door, clutched his chest, and fell to his knees and begged me to call 911 (Original Post) unblock Sep 2017 OP

omg! you might want to add a sarcasm tag gopiscrap Sep 2017 #1

what is this sarcasm thing you speak of? unblock Sep 2017 #5

perfect, now I got it!! gopiscrap Sep 2017 #10

... left-of-center2012 Sep 2017 #24

Stupid dumbcat Sep 2017 #2

He should find something else to do! Rollo Sep 2017 #3

Do.Love.This! Nt Ninga Sep 2017 #4

Well DVRacer Sep 2017 #6

that door buzzard is *so* fired! unblock Sep 2017 #7

Ahhh, the infamous door buzzard. PoindexterOglethorpe Sep 2017 #20

PLANT A FLAG IN THE SON OF A BI**H!!!!! N/T LuckyCharms Sep 2017 #8

In a similar vein... Cirque du So-What Sep 2017 #9

the unmitigated gall! people like that should go back to whatever country they came from! unblock Sep 2017 #12

Your Neighbor Should Shut Up and Get a Job Leith Sep 2017 #11

Or Go Back itcfish Sep 2017 #14

Bet he is wishing he knocked on a progressives door right about now. nt. Weekend Warrior Sep 2017 #13

i *am* progressive! but there is nothing more important than standing for the national anthem! unblock Sep 2017 #17

Very clever. nt tblue37 Sep 2017 #15

Tell him to pull himself up by the bootstraps IronLionZion Sep 2017 #16

Pretty much.. thank you.. nt vkkv Sep 2017 #18

Your phone is ringing rainin Sep 2017 #19

Contact his employer and have him fired immediately. Do it before he dies. Lint Head Sep 2017 #21

Brilliant and hysterical at the same time. K & R bronxiteforever Sep 2017 #22

Why should you, anyway? Saviolo Sep 2017 #23

gopiscrap

(23,761 posts)

1. omg! you might want to add a sarcasm tag

Reply to unblock (Original post)

Mon Sep 25, 2017, 01:32 PM

Sep 2017

otherwise the Sheldon Coopers of the world won't know how you really feel!

unblock

(52,243 posts)

5. what is this sarcasm thing you speak of?

Reply to gopiscrap (Reply #1)

Mon Sep 25, 2017, 01:47 PM

Sep 2017

gopiscrap

(23,761 posts)

10. perfect, now I got it!!

Reply to unblock (Reply #5)

Mon Sep 25, 2017, 02:20 PM

Sep 2017

left-of-center2012

(34,195 posts)

24. ...

Reply to gopiscrap (Reply #1)

Mon Sep 25, 2017, 03:51 PM

Sep 2017

dumbcat

(2,120 posts)

2. Stupid

Reply to unblock (Original post)

Mon Sep 25, 2017, 01:33 PM

Sep 2017

neighbor.

Rollo

(2,559 posts)

3. He should find something else to do!

Reply to unblock (Original post)

Mon Sep 25, 2017, 01:40 PM

Sep 2017

.

Ninga

(8,275 posts)

4. Do.Love.This! Nt

Reply to unblock (Original post)

Mon Sep 25, 2017, 01:44 PM

Sep 2017

DVRacer

(707 posts)

6. Well

Reply to unblock (Original post)

Mon Sep 25, 2017, 02:09 PM

Sep 2017

The door buzzard should have stopped him.

unblock

(52,243 posts)

7. that door buzzard is *so* fired!

Reply to DVRacer (Reply #6)

Mon Sep 25, 2017, 02:10 PM

Sep 2017

PoindexterOglethorpe

(25,861 posts)

20. Ahhh, the infamous door buzzard.

Reply to DVRacer (Reply #6)

Mon Sep 25, 2017, 03:11 PM

Sep 2017

That thread should be enshrined forever on the Greatest Page.

LuckyCharms

(17,441 posts)

8. PLANT A FLAG IN THE SON OF A BI**H!!!!! N/T

Reply to unblock (Original post)

Mon Sep 25, 2017, 02:11 PM

Sep 2017

Cirque du So-What

(25,939 posts)

9. In a similar vein...

Reply to unblock (Original post)

Mon Sep 25, 2017, 02:13 PM

Sep 2017

I was near a vet wearing a WWII uniform who had the audacity to continue sitting in his wheelchair when the national anthem began. Yelled at him to get his lazy, goldbricking ass out of that chair & show some respect!

unblock

(52,243 posts)

12. the unmitigated gall! people like that should go back to whatever country they came from!

Reply to Cirque du So-What (Reply #9)

Mon Sep 25, 2017, 02:21 PM

Sep 2017

Leith

(7,809 posts)

11. Your Neighbor Should Shut Up and Get a Job

Reply to unblock (Original post)

Mon Sep 25, 2017, 02:21 PM

Sep 2017

Lazy buzzard don't appah-REE-see-ate nuttin'.

itcfish

(1,828 posts)

14. Or Go Back

Reply to Leith (Reply #11)

Mon Sep 25, 2017, 02:24 PM

Sep 2017

to where he came from

Weekend Warrior

(1,301 posts)

13. Bet he is wishing he knocked on a progressives door right about now. nt.

Reply to unblock (Original post)

Mon Sep 25, 2017, 02:23 PM

Sep 2017

unblock

(52,243 posts)

17. i *am* progressive! but there is nothing more important than standing for the national anthem!

Reply to Weekend Warrior (Reply #13)

Mon Sep 25, 2017, 02:35 PM

Sep 2017

tblue37

(65,391 posts)

15. Very clever. nt

Reply to unblock (Original post)

Mon Sep 25, 2017, 02:33 PM

Sep 2017

IronLionZion

(45,447 posts)

16. Tell him to pull himself up by the bootstraps

Reply to unblock (Original post)

Mon Sep 25, 2017, 02:33 PM

Sep 2017

if you really want to help him out, don't give him any helping handouts.

Only the strong survive. The herd will be stronger as the weak and sickly ones die off

vkkv

(3,384 posts)

18. Pretty much.. thank you.. nt

Reply to unblock (Original post)

Mon Sep 25, 2017, 02:36 PM

Sep 2017

rainin

(3,011 posts)

19. Your phone is ringing

Reply to unblock (Original post)

Mon Sep 25, 2017, 02:45 PM

Sep 2017

it's Fox News. This. Is. News.

Lint Head

(15,064 posts)

21. Contact his employer and have him fired immediately. Do it before he dies.

Reply to unblock (Original post)

Mon Sep 25, 2017, 03:14 PM

Sep 2017

bronxiteforever

(9,287 posts)

22. Brilliant and hysterical at the same time. K & R

Reply to unblock (Original post)

Mon Sep 25, 2017, 03:33 PM

Sep 2017

Saviolo

(3,282 posts)

23. Why should you, anyway?

Reply to unblock (Original post)

Mon Sep 25, 2017, 03:36 PM

Sep 2017

How dare he rely on YOU to do that for him.

That sounds like calm-you-knee-sim! Or, that other one... sew-shell-ease-him. Something like that?

Anyway. 'Murica!

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