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skip fox

(19,359 posts) Tue Sep 26, 2017, 09:12 AM Sep 2017

"My tweets are like the nourishment of angels!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

Donald ("Shakespeare stand back!" ) Trump is tweeting: "Fake news says I provoke Rocket Baby. Calling him a vain little twit spouting empty threats ‘cause he can't get it up, is just accurate. Not provoking #MoreVomitFakeNews"

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Above CAPTION based on the rising crescendo of threats exchanged between North Korea and Donald J. Trump, as covered by The Washington Post, 9.26.17:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/north-korea-asserts-its-right-to-shoot-down-us-bombers/2017/09/25/74da66c4-a204-11e7-8cfe-d5b912fabc99_story.html?utm_term=.fe1cec1c7e81

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"My tweets are like the nourishment of angels!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!! (Original Post) skip fox Sep 2017 OP

Shakespeare stand back! underpants Sep 2017 #1

D.T. continues tweeting: skip fox Sep 2017 #2

"Let's see if KFC delivers" left-of-center2012 Sep 2017 #3

He's just so vile. smirkymonkey Sep 2017 #6

Porto Rico...Porta Rico...Porto Repo...DePort Rico...Puerto Rico, ah there it is. Johonny Sep 2017 #4

"Where's the red one, dammit?!" GallopingGhost Sep 2017 #5

Trump is thinking: skip fox Sep 2017 #7

I got the president of Puerto Rico on the speaker phone for you, Mister President. Johonny Sep 2017 #8

more than clever. skip fox Sep 2017 #10

Sometimes having small hands and little...... Smickey Sep 2017 #9

underpants

(182,826 posts)

1. Shakespeare stand back!

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Sep 26, 2017, 09:15 AM

Sep 2017

skip fox

(19,359 posts)

2. D.T. continues tweeting:

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Sep 26, 2017, 09:26 AM

Sep 2017

"Good thing women basketball players don't take a knee. Then I couldn't grab them by their p*ssies. #WhatAWaste."

left-of-center2012

(34,195 posts)

3. "Let's see if KFC delivers"

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Sep 26, 2017, 10:31 AM

Sep 2017

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

6. He's just so vile.

Reply to left-of-center2012 (Reply #3)

Tue Sep 26, 2017, 10:53 AM

Sep 2017

Johonny

(20,851 posts)

4. Porto Rico...Porta Rico...Porto Repo...DePort Rico...Puerto Rico, ah there it is.

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Sep 26, 2017, 10:42 AM

Sep 2017

Puerto Rico is an unincorporated territory of the United States...damn looks like I owe Kelly 10 bucks.

GallopingGhost

(2,404 posts)

5. "Where's the red one, dammit?!"

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Sep 26, 2017, 10:52 AM

Sep 2017

skip fox

(19,359 posts)

7. Trump is thinking:

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Sep 26, 2017, 11:37 AM

Sep 2017

"Let's see . . . massage therapy? . . . no . . . . porn villas? . . . not right now. . . spanking central? . . . no. . . . Where's Merdus Touch?".

Johonny

(20,851 posts)

8. I got the president of Puerto Rico on the speaker phone for you, Mister President.

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Sep 26, 2017, 12:47 PM

Sep 2017

<Trump> Is this the President of Puerto Rico
<Speaker phone> Is this the President of Puerto Rico
<Trump> No, you're the president of Puerto Rico
<Speaker phone> No, you're the president of Puerto Rico
<Trump> I am?
<Speaker phone> I am?
<Trump> Oh, you are. Good. It's Donald, Donald Trump calling.
<Speaker phone> Oh, you are. Good. It's Donald, Donald Trump calling.
<Trump> No, I'm calling you.
<Speaker phone> No, I'm calling you.
<Trump> You are?
<Speaker phone> You are?
<Trump> If you're calling me, then I'll hang up.
<Speaker phone> If you're calling me, then I'll hang up.
<Trump hungs up> When the president of Puerto Rico calls me back, let me know.
<Kelly> Yes, Mister President.

skip fox

(19,359 posts)

10. more than clever.

Reply to Johonny (Reply #8)

Tue Sep 26, 2017, 03:22 PM

Sep 2017

Smickey

(3,325 posts)

9. Sometimes having small hands and little......

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Sep 26, 2017, 02:36 PM

Sep 2017

fingers come in handy.

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