He needs context

ran out of room.

Doesn't he have a stylist? Surely with his money he could afford to come up with something more flattering.

that being said, I'm sure a LOT of effort goes into his intricate "styling." I've always assumed the conceit is that it's all his own hair, no toupees for him! It must take time and effort to arrange his thin locks "just so."

Especially mom's enormous fur hat lump but also dad's horrid jet black toupee strip. A collection of freaks.

to be frank.

Puerto Rico is in the fucking Caribbean and not in the middle of a big big ocean

give the stupid man a map please, give him a geography lesson.

Not that he will understand.

malaise.

off the US mid-Atlantic coast. Now, someone tells me that's Bermuda, which I was sure was a Caribbean island. Damn! I should have paid attention in geography class at age 14, I guess, instead of trying to look down someone's blouse. Who knew?

Bermuda is not part of the Caribbean, we are the ones sitting in the middle of Atlantic!

Here you go: Whatever I can do to help you out Mineral Man.

The land area which is closest to Bermuda is Cape Hatteras in North Carolina which is 665 miles (i.e. 1,070kms) due west of Bermuda and on the east coast of the U.S.

https://www.bermuda-attractions.com/bermuda2_0000d4.htm

Thanks! North Carolina, indeed. Why, that's nowhere near the Caribbean, is it?

East coast but we are strategically located to dodge some (hurricane) bullets, plus our houses are made of concrete block and limestone roofs. Something that those poor Caribbean islands need strong structures to withstand structural damage. We will be getting rain from Maria tomorrow, but we are ok!!

Also we are accepting some British Virgin Island citizens here and offering them jobs, which is pretty nice/considerate, and not like that stupid jerk we have in the WH. Yes, I am a ex-pat.

and googling it as a possible vacation location. It looks quite lovely, and might make a great place for my wife and I to use our renewed passports next year. We've been to the Caribbean, and enjoyed ourselves very much, but Bermuda looks rather inviting.

to do list!! we are small island only 21 miles long but we have the best beaches, and the people are friendly. I have been living here for 28 years and love it.

I even looked up shore fishing possibilities, which also sound interesting, since I enjoy angling.

I'll do some more research and see when we might be able to travel next year. We need a trip to someplace in the middle of nowhere, I think.

...territories is!

Even so, it's only 1000 miles from Miami - two days away by freighter - they could have been there last Thursday if he wasn't obsessed with the NFL.

has power over nukes

remember when trump said, but why can't we use them (nuclear bombs) if we have them. Oh god, we need this dangerous POS to go!!!

That scared me big time

Informed everybody yesterday that there was actually water involved, as if he had just learned this amazing fact himself.

...90 minutes by plane and less than two days by ship. Maria hit Puerto Rico EIGHT days ago, what was he waiting for?

That's like half the earth's circumference.

What an idiot.

That's why he is not in a hurry.

Somebody- quick- label that the "Red Sea" and tell him it is full of republicans!

“So, the earth is flat.”

Well, 'Thinking' is not the right word here.

I'm sure he needs it.

Trump is an idiot

Blue parts are wet....

Dotard in chief will still not understand.

although it is exaggerated to make the point, there is lots of truth in it.