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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTom Price Seated Between Two Screaming Babies on First-Ever Commercial Flight
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In an experience that he called traumatic and horrifying, the departing Health and Human Services Secretary, Tom Price, was seated between two screaming babies Friday night on his first-ever commercial flight.Price, who was flying from Washington, D.C., to his home in Georgia just hours after resigning from his Cabinet position, reacted with alarm after discovering that the airline had assigned him a middle seat between two passengers holding inconsolably shrieking babies on their laps.
Moments after making his terrible discovery, Price urgently called for a flight attendant and reportedly told her, There are babies on this aircraft. That cant possibly be allowed.
After informing Price that babies were, in fact, permitted on commercial flights, the attendant instructed the former Cabinet secretary to fasten his seatbelt and ignored his request to be served a free glass of Dom Perignon champagne and beluga caviar with toast points.
According to witnesses on board, the two babies flanking Price screamed non-stop for the entire duration of the flight, except for a brief period during which one of the babies vomited on Prices Armani suit.
Borowitz, of course!
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/tom-price-seated-between-two-screaming-babies-on-first-ever-commercial-flight?mbid=nl_09302017%20Borowitz%20Newsletter%20(1)&CNDID=19668051&spMailingID=12044848&spUserID=MTk1ODU1ODc4Mzc4S0&spJobID=1242601540&spReportId=MTI0MjYwMTU0MAS2
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Tom Price Seated Between Two Screaming Babies on First-Ever Commercial Flight (Original Post)
George II
Sep 2017
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NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)1. I'd scream too if Price were sitting beside me
Especially on a plane, where there's not escape!
I wish that scenario that Borowitz described would really happen to Price!
Gothmog
(145,567 posts)2. I love good satire
George II
(67,782 posts)3. Like others have said, I wish it wasn't satire.
Especially the vomit part!
mountain grammy
(26,655 posts)4. What baby wouldn't scream.. and puke on the guy too.
greatauntoftriplets
(175,750 posts)5. Hell, I'd scream and puke on him if I had to sit next to him!