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Over at The Onion, they just publish this story over and over (Original Post) kpete Oct 2017 OP
K & R SunSeeker Oct 2017 #1
Anyone expecting a different result? IronLionZion Oct 2017 #2
Sigh mcar Oct 2017 #3
If only it were funny....huge sigh JDC Oct 2017 #4
When The Onion suddenly gets very serious. nt Tommy_Carcetti Oct 2017 #5
our national disease. no cure for the 2nd amendment. cept that well regulated part. pansypoo53219 Oct 2017 #6
2nd A only an issue due to GOP identity politics sharedvalues Oct 2017 #18
. Achilleaze Oct 2017 #7
Well, it really is pretty much true. The cat is out of the bag. 7962 Oct 2017 #8
The cat out of the bag dogandturtlemom Oct 2017 #16
Text SILENCERS to 64433. US House trying to gut silencer regs this week. calimary Oct 2017 #9
yup Doreen Oct 2017 #10
I want one on the disappearance of Puerto Rico. Did it just sink Hortensis Oct 2017 #11
Onion is dead on !!! uponit7771 Oct 2017 #12
This is exactly how I feel, and told a conservative I work with this today when he said "What can we adigal Oct 2017 #13
I wonder what the collective diagnosis for America would be if Solly Mack Oct 2017 #14
K & R Lifelong Protester Oct 2017 #15
Also from the Onion Loyd Oct 2017 #17
In other words, we see mass shootings the way we see hurricanes. Towlie Oct 2017 #19
I think it's something more basic than that.... we've become desensitized to the carnage groundloop Oct 2017 #22
k and r niyad Oct 2017 #20
I love the Onion Gothmog Oct 2017 #21
Breaking news: "Maniac hurls 100 knives a second from hotel room into crowd, kills 59 & wounds 500+ klook Oct 2017 #23

IronLionZion

(45,534 posts)
2. Anyone expecting a different result?
Mon Oct 2, 2017, 03:17 PM
Oct 2017

Sending thoughts and prayers every time has worked out well that they ran out of thoughts.

JDC

(10,133 posts)
4. If only it were funny....huge sigh
Mon Oct 2, 2017, 03:24 PM
Oct 2017

another article @ the Onion "Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Last Week's Gorilla Attack"


So on the mark.

sharedvalues

(6,916 posts)
18. 2nd A only an issue due to GOP identity politics
Mon Oct 2, 2017, 09:27 PM
Oct 2017

Fix Fox news and Limbaugh, get big money out of politics, and our gun problems will get solved by citizens and politicians.

Right now gun manufacturers, the NRA, and GOP billionaires who want votes for cutting their own taxes dominate the conversation. Not regular Americans.

 

7962

(11,841 posts)
8. Well, it really is pretty much true. The cat is out of the bag.
Mon Oct 2, 2017, 04:13 PM
Oct 2017

There are 300 million guns in the US. In other countries, they never had them, so it was easy to make there availability scarce. but here, the guns are already out there. There will be no getting rid of them. We're not going to turn into a total police state where everyones home is ransacked to look for a gun.
From the sounds I heard, these were automatic weapons, which are already illegal to own. And if he modified semi-autos, thats illegal too.

dogandturtlemom

(41 posts)
16. The cat out of the bag
Mon Oct 2, 2017, 05:33 PM
Oct 2017

When there was a mass shooting in Australia, the was legislation and mass destruction of guns. They just don’t have NRA that misinterprets the well regulated militia!

calimary

(81,500 posts)
9. Text SILENCERS to 64433. US House trying to gut silencer regs this week.
Mon Oct 2, 2017, 04:20 PM
Oct 2017

When you get transferred over to a call to your reps, remind him/her that it's part of the "Share" act.

 

adigal

(7,581 posts)
13. This is exactly how I feel, and told a conservative I work with this today when he said "What can we
Mon Oct 2, 2017, 05:13 PM
Oct 2017

do??" I said we should do something, as we must be ok with this. We didn't change a thing after 20 six years olds were slaughtered in their schoolrooms.

Then I said we are the only place this happens as he stormed out of the room. Asshole.

Solly Mack

(90,787 posts)
14. I wonder what the collective diagnosis for America would be if
Mon Oct 2, 2017, 05:17 PM
Oct 2017

mental health specialists ever decided to offer one up.

 

Loyd

(309 posts)
17. Also from the Onion
Mon Oct 2, 2017, 09:16 PM
Oct 2017
Americans Hopeful This Will Be Last Mass Shooting Before They Stop On Their Own For No Reason

WASHINGTON—Expressing a sense of guarded optimism that the latest incident of gun violence that left 58 dead and 500 injured in Las Vegas would be a turning point for the nation, Americans across the country confirmed Monday they were hopeful this would be the last mass shooting before all such occurrences stopped on their own for no reason at all.

“After something as horrific as what happened in Las Vegas, we’re all just hoping that now these terrible shootings will stop once and for all without circumstances changing in any way or any of us taking even the slightest amount of action in response,” said Harrisburg, PA resident David Snyder, echoing the sentiments of tens of millions of citizens from coast to coast who told reporters they were confident that, after living through the most deadly mass shooting in modern American history and taking no material steps to change gun laws, reevaluate safety standards, increase access to mental health care, or even have a national conversation about how mass shootings could be avoided in the future, tragedies of this kind would at long last come to an end.

“Having seen acts of violence like this happen over and over again for years now, I’m really holding out hope that, despite every single factor that allowed them to occur remaining exactly the same, we won’t have to live through another day like today. I know everyone’s praying this will finally be the time this issue just disappears forever entirely by itself without anyone doing anything.”

At press time, Americans nationwide agreed that years of taking no measures whatsoever to prevent mass shootings may finally be paying off.

http://www.theonion.com/article/americans-hopeful-will-be-last-mass-shooting-they--57093

groundloop

(11,523 posts)
22. I think it's something more basic than that.... we've become desensitized to the carnage
Tue Oct 3, 2017, 06:07 PM
Oct 2017

Mass murder and gun violence has become so common that we routinely filter it out and ignore it. Only when something more horrific than the previous most horrific act in history happens do we wake up just a bit and get pissed off. Then, after a few weeks of outrage we regain our numbness to it and go on our way.

klook

(12,167 posts)
23. Breaking news: "Maniac hurls 100 knives a second from hotel room into crowd, kills 59 & wounds 500+
Wed Oct 4, 2017, 12:33 PM
Oct 2017

before turning a knife on himself."

The story to fit this headline has not turned up yet. Nor has the one about the baseball bat mass murderer.

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