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It's Official: God Has Spoken (Original Post) Initech Oct 2017 OP
He could have spoken earlier... syringis Oct 2017 #1
I would argue on what you said, It is not "He" it is now... " SHE" Stuart G Oct 2017 #11
It is fine :-) syringis Oct 2017 #13
Just sayin'! Kleveland Oct 2017 #2
"Get your head out of your ass - and get off your ass" dalton99a Oct 2017 #3
He's still waiting for dumpf to say.., SonofDonald Oct 2017 #4
I could actually like THAT god NastyRiffraff Oct 2017 #5
Love ananda Oct 2017 #6
Love it, love it, love it. Butterflylady Oct 2017 #7
Well I think if God doesnt have a sense of humor lunatica Oct 2017 #8
It is good to have a Good God Angry Dragon Oct 2017 #9
If Roy "God Hates Gays" Moore doesn't report it, then God didn't say it. trof Oct 2017 #10
K & R SunSeeker Oct 2017 #12
Pathetic Yussie143 Oct 2017 #14

Stuart G

(38,427 posts)
11. I would argue on what you said, It is not "He" it is now... " SHE"
Sun Oct 8, 2017, 05:32 PM
Oct 2017

Unknown to most of the people, there was a takeover by representatives of women everywhere. At least 75 different females up there in the land of G*D, decided to get rid of that guy, and replace him with a committee of "gals " The ladies up there, were so saddened by the job the man had done for the last thousand years, that they decided a change was needed. These new ladies in charge, are the kindest people that can be imagined and they are working to improve the people down here in the same way. These ladies represent people from everywhere, and are of all races and backgrounds imaginable. This new G*d is a she, and she is trying to get us to be kind to each other. She realizes it is a difficult job, but that is why she took over. That job needs to be done for all mankind, or womenkind if you want to put it that way..

SonofDonald

(2,050 posts)
4. He's still waiting for dumpf to say..,
Sun Oct 8, 2017, 11:02 AM
Oct 2017

"If I'm lying may god strike me dead"

If god exists that's one prayer he would answer.....

trof

(54,256 posts)
10. If Roy "God Hates Gays" Moore doesn't report it, then God didn't say it.
Sun Oct 8, 2017, 05:23 PM
Oct 2017

Ol' Roy has a HotLine to The Deity, and everybody knows that.
jeez

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