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onehandle

(51,122 posts)
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 11:56 AM Jul 2012

7-Eleven selling mashed potatoes and chicken gravy from Slurpee machines

Oh. My. God.



The 7-Eleven convenience store chain is now featuring a Slurpee-type machine that dispenses mashed potatoes and gravy.

The Huffington Post on Monday confirmed that the Maggi mashed potato vending machines were beginning to show up in stores in the U.S.

For a dollar, you can get a generous helping of mashed potatoes. And then you can wash it down with a Big Gulp for only a dollar more.

The process is simple: Place the cup under the nozzle, press the “Mashed Potatoes” button and wait for your potatoes to be dispensed. Next, press the optional “Chicken Gravy” and wait two seconds for your gravy.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/07/16/7-eleven-selling-mashed-potatoes-and-chicken-gravy-from-slurpee-machines

We. Are. Doomed.

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7-Eleven selling mashed potatoes and chicken gravy from Slurpee machines (Original Post) onehandle Jul 2012 OP
Just from your title it sounds like disease waiting to happen. Oh yuck! nt snappyturtle Jul 2012 #1
lol! HappyMe Jul 2012 #2
Some ideas ... LiberalAndProud Jul 2012 #3
Machines like this have been used in Europe for decades nadinbrzezinski Jul 2012 #4
Really? LiberalAndProud Jul 2012 #12
One of my most surprising memories nadinbrzezinski Jul 2012 #21
The Ingredients in Instant Mashed Potatoes Viva_La_Revolution Jul 2012 #5
But can you get it in a cone... pinboy3niner Jul 2012 #6
Great. I just had that image from "Me, Myself, and Irene" where the chief gets a soft-serve. HopeHoops Jul 2012 #9
Brilliant idea! Arkansas Granny Jul 2012 #10
Do they give you a fork or a straw? eShirl Jul 2012 #7
A spoon would be far more efficient. HappyMe Jul 2012 #11
What about Turbineguy Jul 2012 #27
I really hope that's a joke. HopeHoops Jul 2012 #8
Where, in a normal day, would you have a space waiting for a quick ration of mashed potatoes? Judi Lynn Jul 2012 #13
"Dinner.... in a cup!" O-O reformist2 Jul 2012 #14
This is why I love America. lapislzi Jul 2012 #15
You and me both, lapisizi nolabear Jul 2012 #18
It's unicorn juice on demand. lapislzi Jul 2012 #29
I might try it. HappyMe Jul 2012 #19
lol. that's funny Whisp Jul 2012 #26
Because we are 3 years behind the ball on quakerboy Jul 2012 #33
Ugh... the mere thought of buying mashed potatoes from that kind of machine... Initech Jul 2012 #16
What do the biscuits look like? 4th law of robotics Jul 2012 #17
I will raise you an OH MY GOD! Science fiction comes true. Safetykitten Jul 2012 #20
Wall-E: The future is now. reformist2 Jul 2012 #23
Blurch! hifiguy Jul 2012 #22
No one is forced to eat it. Gold Metal Flake Jul 2012 #24
Now if they had macroni and cheese in a cup.. dixiegrrrrl Jul 2012 #42
I think 7-11 should try mac & cheese in a pot next to the mashed potatoes extruder. Gold Metal Flake Jul 2012 #43
Good Lord, is nothing sacred? bemildred Jul 2012 #25
My favorite Mexican restaurant has a Slurpy machine that makes margaritas slackmaster Jul 2012 #28
I love potatos libodem Jul 2012 #30
That's 'potatoes,' Dan pinboy3niner Jul 2012 #32
Thank you libodem Jul 2012 #44
Ever eager as I am to look at the public health aspect of new developments, kestrel91316 Jul 2012 #31
Really? HappyMe Jul 2012 #38
Heat, moisture, plenty of protein and carbs, possible anaerobic environment...... kestrel91316 Jul 2012 #39
Lucky for 7-11, USDA in a cost savings measure is planning on cutting about 1000 food inspector sad sally Jul 2012 #45
That's the Big D. Renew Deal Jul 2012 #34
This is a total fail. The nozzle won't reach my ass. Poll_Blind Jul 2012 #35
They are just preparing for the new hoards of homeless Duer 157099 Jul 2012 #36
Damn, that's pretty dark but I can't deny it. nt Poll_Blind Jul 2012 #37
I don't even want to know what the chicken they'll be selling alongside that looks like. hobbit709 Jul 2012 #40
Suppose they'll just add another buttom marked "chicken" and some little chuncks will drop out into sad sally Jul 2012 #46
Retch...gag.....recc'ing dixiegrrrrl Jul 2012 #41

LiberalAndProud

(12,799 posts)
12. Really?
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 12:23 PM
Jul 2012

Does KFC have one of those machines in the kitchen? That would explain a lot, actually.

Instant mashed potatoes don't taste good like a potatoe should.
(With a nod to former Vice President Quayle.)

 

nadinbrzezinski

(154,021 posts)
21. One of my most surprising memories
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 12:30 PM
Jul 2012

were the food machines under Berne, in the underground in Switzerland, You could get all from milk in a gallon, well liter, to sandwiches, to things like this in the late 70s... you literally could get groceries that way, and ready to eat food.

Judi Lynn

(160,608 posts)
13. Where, in a normal day, would you have a space waiting for a quick ration of mashed potatoes?
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 12:23 PM
Jul 2012

Only with some Cheetos, egg salad sandwich, and cotton candy.

lapislzi

(5,762 posts)
15. This is why I love America.
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 12:26 PM
Jul 2012

This is also why I am a sick, sick fuck. I would totally try this. To me, it looks like a steaming cup of Awesome.

But, as I mentioned, I am not well in the head.

nolabear

(41,991 posts)
18. You and me both, lapisizi
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 12:27 PM
Jul 2012

Sadly, I don't eat lots of delicious, delicious carbs, but this sounds like fun.

 

Whisp

(24,096 posts)
26. lol. that's funny
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 12:46 PM
Jul 2012

I would be tempted to try it Once. Most likely I would never go back again if it's anything like that thing KFC had a while ago where you get a tub of mashed potatoes, think they added corn niblets in there too, gravy and chicken chunks.

The ads always look appetizing but on trying it - it was gawd awful awful terrible. That's one way to get those things off your mind tho, try one and you'll shiver and heave when you see that next tv commercial.

quakerboy

(13,920 posts)
33. Because we are 3 years behind the ball on
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 02:01 PM
Jul 2012

mashed potato machines? Singapore had them in 2009. Granted I dont frequent 7-11, but Ive never yet seen one stateside.

 

4th law of robotics

(6,801 posts)
17. What do the biscuits look like?
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 12:27 PM
Jul 2012

Mmm mashed potatoes and gravy freshly extruded from an ice cream machine like in the good ol' days.

Gold Metal Flake

(13,805 posts)
24. No one is forced to eat it.
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 12:41 PM
Jul 2012

Just because they have a way of providing this meal choice does not mean the contraption will be covered in obese rednecks like a cow patty covered in flies.

Mashed potatoes are available as a side dish at many restaurants and fast-food places. I don't see how this is any different. 7-11 has been in the cheap quick food bidness for decades.

Hot dogs have been available at 7-11s since I was a kid in the '70s and probably before.

Slurpies are usually filled with a sugar-water solution.

I fail to see how this is a problem. The existence of the dispenser ain't gonna make me buy that shit. Probably a million or so folks in your area would feel the same way.

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
42. Now if they had macroni and cheese in a cup..
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 03:14 PM
Jul 2012

it might could sell well down here.
For reasons I do not understand, macroni and cheese is a HUGE favorite down here, to the extent that most local diners and some restuarents keep it on the menu.

Gold Metal Flake

(13,805 posts)
43. I think 7-11 should try mac & cheese in a pot next to the mashed potatoes extruder.
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 03:40 PM
Jul 2012

Then you could just mix them! Gravy on the side in a Big Gulp cup, natch. It's like going to Luby's!

I'm "out there" but I grew up "down here". Like many I had to survived on mac & cheese on occasion. It's popular on the left coast as well, but I rarely imbibe anymore. They also sell what they call "chicken fried steak" out here but, um, sorry, no. It ain't mama's.

Oh, and just because I want them so bad right now, Natchitoches meat pies!

 

slackmaster

(60,567 posts)
28. My favorite Mexican restaurant has a Slurpy machine that makes margaritas
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 12:53 PM
Jul 2012

Awesome re-purposing of technology!

libodem

(19,288 posts)
30. I love potatos
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 01:01 PM
Jul 2012

I'm down with it! Save me a trip to the KFC for the 3,000 calorie potato bowl.

Get over yo bad selves.

 

kestrel91316

(51,666 posts)
31. Ever eager as I am to look at the public health aspect of new developments,
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 01:24 PM
Jul 2012

I have to worry a tad about the risk of food poisoning with this sort of thing. I don't think the people who work at convenience stores have a very good grip on hygiene and food sanitation.

 

kestrel91316

(51,666 posts)
39. Heat, moisture, plenty of protein and carbs, possible anaerobic environment......
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 02:57 PM
Jul 2012

I envision some VERY happy bacteria, maybe even Salmonella, E coli, Clostridium botulinum, or Bacillus cereus.

<<< THIS microbiologist isn't touching those spuds with a ten foot pole.

sad sally

(2,627 posts)
45. Lucky for 7-11, USDA in a cost savings measure is planning on cutting about 1000 food inspector
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 05:23 PM
Jul 2012

jobs and let companies do self-inspections. Come over-the-fiscal-cliff-sequester-time, there wil probably be even fewer. Makes ya' feel all wormy and fuzzy, huh?

Duer 157099

(17,742 posts)
36. They are just preparing for the new hoards of homeless
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 02:04 PM
Jul 2012

This will be a viable meal for homeless who just have a buck to spend on a meal for the day.

No, I am not kidding.

sad sally

(2,627 posts)
46. Suppose they'll just add another buttom marked "chicken" and some little chuncks will drop out into
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 05:26 PM
Jul 2012

the waiting potatoes and gravey cup?

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