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skip fox

(19,359 posts) Tue Oct 10, 2017, 09:04 AM Oct 2017

"I've got you by the b*lls" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!

Donald ("and I'm ready to squeeze!" )Trump is saying: "Listen, I don't give a damned if you all resign!! . . . In fact, I've got your replacements all picked out. . . . How about Sarah Palin as Secretary of State, Ted Nugent at Defense, Alex Jones as Director of National Security, Cliven Bundy for Interior, . . . hell, I'll pardon Madoff and put him at Treasury. . . . Need I go on? . . . So no more of this talking behind my back or leaking to the press or mention of resignation, understand?"

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"I've got you by the b*lls" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!! (Original Post) skip fox Oct 2017 OP

We've re-signed the White House underpants Oct 2017 #1

Rex Tillerson doesn't look too happy, Mad Dog seems a tad uncomfortable as well. DK504 Oct 2017 #2

These gloves make my hands so Bigly RainCaster Oct 2017 #3

Short fingered vulgarian releases photo depicting larger hands and he possesses elehhhhna Oct 2017 #4

Everybody looks either pissed off or confused SonofDonald Oct 2017 #5

Zoom in. Rex's ring finger is bigger than that bstrds thumb elehhhhna Oct 2017 #6

Now I gathered you all here today because we have a YUGE situation. Bigger than Korea, the bad Johonny Oct 2017 #7

Another episode from the Gotham White House. skip fox Oct 2017 #8

Sounds like an episode of Days of Our Lives minus Grammy23 Oct 2017 #9

He's saving that plot line for the 2nd term Johonny Oct 2017 #11

All of them, except Trump, are thinking ... left-of-center2012 Oct 2017 #10

underpants

(182,826 posts)

1. We've re-signed the White House

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Oct 10, 2017, 09:15 AM

Oct 2017

DK504

(3,847 posts)

2. Rex Tillerson doesn't look too happy, Mad Dog seems a tad uncomfortable as well.

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Tue Oct 10, 2017, 09:53 AM

Oct 2017

RainCaster

(10,882 posts)

3. These gloves make my hands so Bigly

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Tue Oct 10, 2017, 09:58 AM

Oct 2017

Nobody can tell they're not real.

elehhhhna

(32,076 posts)

4. Short fingered vulgarian releases photo depicting larger hands and he possesses

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Tue Oct 10, 2017, 10:03 AM

Oct 2017

SonofDonald

(2,050 posts)

5. Everybody looks either pissed off or confused

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Oct 10, 2017, 10:04 AM

Oct 2017

About what point dumpf is trying to make.

Except bannon, he looks like he's fading in and out of a gin bender.

Jarvanka just looks out of his depth.

elehhhhna

(32,076 posts)

6. Zoom in. Rex's ring finger is bigger than that bstrds thumb

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Tue Oct 10, 2017, 10:04 AM

Oct 2017

Johonny

(20,851 posts)

7. Now I gathered you all here today because we have a YUGE situation. Bigger than Korea, the bad

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Oct 10, 2017, 10:15 AM

Oct 2017

one. Not the good Korea. Love their TVs. I want you all to know that I might be taking us down to DEFCON 1 or even to electric avenue. It's that big a news. That's what I'm saying. I mean it's scary big news. Big!. News! If you got to crap in your pants I want you to do it now before I tell it to you. Are there any crappers? Jared have you crapped honey. Good. Now here's the situation. Ivana has claimed she's still first lady while Melania says that she might be. You can't have two first ladies can you? But somehow I got two now. And don't forget Ivanka. That might be three. And then there's Tiffany. We're in deep trouble here people. Does anyone here know the constitution? Is it in there? Does anyone here know who the hell the first lady is? I can't have four of them.

<Kelly> There's also Marla, sir.

Shit I forgot. Five! People we got five first ladies gentlemen and Steve Bannon. Forget taxes, forget Obamacare, forget North Korea. I got five possible first ladies and I don't know whose the correct one. This is the biggest constitutional crisis since Superman died. I need you people to think! Get me out of it.