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OMG! Trump plans on heading to demilitarized zone to incite war (Original Post) kpete Oct 2017 OP
My vote is for a cage match Angry Dragon Oct 2017 #1
What's he going to do, stand in the DMZ and moon NK? The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2017 #2
Using the Kinetic Theory of Gases, AsapScience... eleny Oct 2017 #5
Which means his farting would be in only their *general* direction, The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2017 #9
Yes, but is farts are the best most powerful and stupendous eleny Oct 2017 #15
Well he does eat a lot of fast food. Chellee Oct 2017 #44
kinetically? wtf? eleny Oct 2017 #3
"Kinetically"?! What's he going to do, drop trou and waggle his baboon butt? Hekate Oct 2017 #4
He'd have to drop his depends too lunatica Oct 2017 #13
LOLs !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n/t RKP5637 Oct 2017 #16
Gaaah. Brain bleach required. Hekate Oct 2017 #17
Now I have to go slaughter a pig... HopeAgain Oct 2017 #20
Some synonyms for kinetically: smirkymonkey Oct 2017 #28
With his cannon of an arm, maybe hell throw paper towels at NK NightWatcher Oct 2017 #6
Today, on the radio, I heard that he first went to grab canned goods to lob at the crowd in PR eleny Oct 2017 #11
Paper towels and "Rocket Man" jokes ought to straighten things out. Vinca Oct 2017 #12
Ha Corvo Bianco Oct 2017 #30
South Korea is going to allow this to happen??? Takket Oct 2017 #7
He is going to the DMZ to hold another "Touch Myself" Rally and talk big.... Thomas Hurt Oct 2017 #8
lol... "another 'Touch Myself' rally" renate Oct 2017 #25
yep, everything he does is about sucking his own d***. Thomas Hurt Oct 2017 #26
Oh please. nolabear Oct 2017 #10
Maybe he can do a dual with Kim at high noon like in the old wild west days! n/t RKP5637 Oct 2017 #14
Trouble maker SummerSnow Oct 2017 #18
I bet South Korea cancels the trip marylandblue Oct 2017 #19
So what they're saying is, no nuclear war at least until then? ffr Oct 2017 #21
What's he gonna do, challenge Kim Jong Un to a pissing contest? catbyte Oct 2017 #22
Can we keep him there? Initech Oct 2017 #23
Lock them both in a room together bdamomma Oct 2017 #39
Let's put that shit on pay per view! Initech Oct 2017 #43
He'll put his thumbs in his ears, wiggle his tiny fingers SonofDonald Oct 2017 #24
Oh my, I hope he doesn't accidentally get left behind. milestogo Oct 2017 #27
Kinetically??? Corvo Bianco Oct 2017 #29
I'm sure the secret service loves this one nini Oct 2017 #31
Can Kim Jong Un oswaldactedalone Oct 2017 #32
Real smart Donnie. Tell Kim exactly where you will be and when. nt Binkie The Clown Oct 2017 #33
A North Korean missile could reach him in 2 seconds Not Ruth Oct 2017 #34
Not THAAD, I think roscoeroscoe Oct 2017 #46
He'll send over his stunt double. defacto7 Oct 2017 #35
We could get lucky and they capture him... CanonRay Oct 2017 #36
Scary madamesilverspurs Oct 2017 #37
remember Un took out his bdamomma Oct 2017 #40
The more I think about this I think this is a fantastic idea!!! nini Oct 2017 #38
'you go down there' spanone Oct 2017 #41
You think if someone plays a trick and moves the DMZ a few miles North... Norbert Oct 2017 #42
kinetically ? drray23 Oct 2017 #45
Too bad we can't trade him for Otto. WinkyDink Oct 2017 #47

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,719 posts)
2. What's he going to do, stand in the DMZ and moon NK?
Tue Oct 10, 2017, 05:26 PM
Oct 2017

Or yell something about Kim Jong Un's mother being a hamster and his father smelling of elderberries, and he farts in their general direction?

eleny

(46,166 posts)
5. Using the Kinetic Theory of Gases, AsapScience...
Tue Oct 10, 2017, 05:27 PM
Oct 2017

Using the Kinetic Theory of Gases, AsapScience figures the smell particles of a fart can travel 243 meters per second, which is a lot faster than a human can move. But because the particles don't move in a straight line but bump into each other and scatter into the air, so the gas cloud as a whole travels slower.Apr 17, 2016
https://www.cnet.com/news/can-you-outrun-a-fart-learn-about-the-science-of-toots/

I swear to god, you can google "kinetic farts" and get some hits.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,719 posts)
9. Which means his farting would be in only their *general* direction,
Tue Oct 10, 2017, 05:29 PM
Oct 2017

and would not arrive as quickly or in as concentrated a form as he would like.

eleny

(46,166 posts)
15. Yes, but is farts are the best most powerful and stupendous
Tue Oct 10, 2017, 05:33 PM
Oct 2017

So the North Koreans and the Chinese, too, had better get their masks on because Fartman is on his way.

Hekate

(90,704 posts)
4. "Kinetically"?! What's he going to do, drop trou and waggle his baboon butt?
Tue Oct 10, 2017, 05:26 PM
Oct 2017

Where are the guys with the butterfly nets? Please?

 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
28. Some synonyms for kinetically:
Tue Oct 10, 2017, 06:48 PM
Oct 2017

actively, aggressively, forcibly, powerfully, strongly, vigorously. There are others, but those seemed to be the most appropriate in this context.

Anyway, it doesn't sound good. Basically, he's going to be his usual asshole self and get into a major pissing match w/ Kim Jong-un, which isn't going to turn out well for anybody, least of all the South Koreans and the Japanese.

eleny

(46,166 posts)
11. Today, on the radio, I heard that he first went to grab canned goods to lob at the crowd in PR
Tue Oct 10, 2017, 05:31 PM
Oct 2017

But someone stopped him warning him how he could hurt people. It was on the Ben Joravsky show on wcpt out of Chicago.

Takket

(21,573 posts)
7. South Korea is going to allow this to happen???
Tue Oct 10, 2017, 05:28 PM
Oct 2017

What the fuck are they thinking? Drumpf is writing checks that the people of Soeul are going to have to cash!!!!

Thomas Hurt

(13,903 posts)
8. He is going to the DMZ to hold another "Touch Myself" Rally and talk big....
Tue Oct 10, 2017, 05:29 PM
Oct 2017

the mouth breathers will love it. Making empty threats and bragging about his electoral win from across the border is always more effective than from across the Pacific in their magical thinking.

ffr

(22,670 posts)
21. So what they're saying is, no nuclear war at least until then?
Tue Oct 10, 2017, 06:03 PM
Oct 2017

I'll take it. Gonna get some vacationing in before the big one.

catbyte

(34,393 posts)
22. What's he gonna do, challenge Kim Jong Un to a pissing contest?
Tue Oct 10, 2017, 06:04 PM
Oct 2017

Maybe they'll electrocute themselves on the electrified fence.

Asshole.

bdamomma

(63,868 posts)
39. Lock them both in a room together
Tue Oct 10, 2017, 08:25 PM
Oct 2017

let them make a deal, oh throw in Dennis Rodman as moderator. That would be something.

SonofDonald

(2,050 posts)
24. He'll put his thumbs in his ears, wiggle his tiny fingers
Tue Oct 10, 2017, 06:34 PM
Oct 2017

And go Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah......

Now that's a "significant message" if I've ever heard one.

But remember, he's "the smartest and you all know it", as if being at the demilitarized zone and having NK know it shows any intelligence whatsoever.

Do you think for a second that Fatboy wouldn't seriously consider taking dumpf out if he knew the dotard was right there within mortar range?.

Like that wouldn't end their little schoolyard feud once and for all and prove who "won"?.

Smart move dotard.....

oswaldactedalone

(3,491 posts)
32. Can Kim Jong Un
Tue Oct 10, 2017, 06:55 PM
Oct 2017

nuke just the demilitarized zone at a certain opportune time? That will solve many problems right there.

Norbert

(6,040 posts)
42. You think if someone plays a trick and moves the DMZ a few miles North...
Tue Oct 10, 2017, 08:47 PM
Oct 2017

before the dimwit goes and he winds up in enemy territory and they capture him and ....

Oh I'm getting giggly just thinking about it.

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