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kpete

(72,006 posts)
Thu Oct 12, 2017, 09:39 AM Oct 2017

Golf Magazine says schmuck's golf score, as reported by Graham, is "patently impossible."

Graham said he lost to Trump and owed him $30, but only had $5 on him. Trump accepted the money.

The Republican senator added that Trump didn’t ask him to share Trump’s golf score after the game.

"I did it," Graham said. "I did it on my own."

GOLF Magazine cast doubt on Trump’s score in the piece, but Graham stood by his claim that Trump shot a 73 — or maybe a 74.

“Still, the senator's claimed score for Trump is patently unbelievable to many golfers. A score of 84 would seem plausible. Trump is a good golfer. But a 73, from a 71-year-old who plays often for a president but infrequently for a low-handicap golfer? Unlikely, to say the least,” the magazine wrote.







http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/354978-graham-stands-by-claim-trump-shot-a-73-in-golf-game
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Golf Magazine says schmuck's golf score, as reported by Graham, is "patently impossible." (Original Post) kpete Oct 2017 OP
Graham understands that to get any cooperation out of Trump The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2017 #1
I think it's called "client golf" FakeNoose Oct 2017 #13
Exactly. Flattery Proud Liberal Dem Oct 2017 #22
Look where he is, in the rough, probably did not break 100 Not Ruth Oct 2017 #2
Kim Jong Il once shot a 34 Botany Oct 2017 #3
Very first thing I thought of when Graham breathlessly reported bullwinkle428 Oct 2017 #8
It's an acheivement of extraordinary magnitude! Iggo Oct 2017 #15
Do a quick search for "trump cheats at golf" and have fun. TreasonousBastard Oct 2017 #4
Oh wow! Lots of material there. smirkymonkey Oct 2017 #10
I can't believe Fat Bastard took him for a fiver. smirkymonkey Oct 2017 #5
And how pathetic can Graham be?? Docreed2003 Oct 2017 #6
Cheapest bribe ever! FSogol Oct 2017 #19
Pure Methane Break time Oct 2017 #7
Conditions were windy and very wet unc70 Oct 2017 #9
"Improve his lie" Trumps are always improving their lies rurallib Oct 2017 #27
Not to mention a lot of gimme putts brush Oct 2017 #28
Why should golf scores be any truer than anything else related to this annabanana Oct 2017 #11
Just like I posted the other day. Totally impossible. Kingofalldems Oct 2017 #12
Iirc, he posted a 73 at Winged Foot West from the blue tees. AngryAmish Oct 2017 #14
They only played nine holes? needledriver Oct 2017 #16
well done... dhill926 Oct 2017 #21
Why is it impossible for a malignant narcissist to shoot a 73, isn't lying and cheating the... Thomas Hurt Oct 2017 #17
But Trump can sink 3 foot puts lame54 Oct 2017 #18
I think he has a 3 inch putz. nt PCIntern Oct 2017 #24
You guys, his swing is so crap. WhiskeyGrinder Oct 2017 #20
As ProfessorGAC posted the other day Kingofalldems Oct 2017 #23
Trump's various handlers are tasked with making the impossible come true... Orsino Oct 2017 #25
Here is how we know ALL republicans are hypocrites and dont care AT ALL Eliot Rosewater Oct 2017 #26
A 73 + 50 mulligans is more like it. Mosby Oct 2017 #29
When you cheat any score is possible. Graham won't narc on his cheating, either, tblue37 Oct 2017 #30

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,806 posts)
1. Graham understands that to get any cooperation out of Trump
Thu Oct 12, 2017, 09:40 AM
Oct 2017

you have to flatter him, even if the flattery is obviously ridiculous. He's playing the game he needs to play. It's disgusting but there it is.

FakeNoose

(32,706 posts)
13. I think it's called "client golf"
Thu Oct 12, 2017, 10:14 AM
Oct 2017

Every sales guy knows this scenario:

You let the "client" win even if he's a terrible golfer. Praise his game every chance you get (of course he didn't cheat.) Make a big deal about how he always wins. Probably buy your client lunch (or drinks) as well. Then he signs the big contract for you at the end of the day.

Proud Liberal Dem

(24,426 posts)
22. Exactly. Flattery
Thu Oct 12, 2017, 11:02 AM
Oct 2017

that's about the only way to make Trump feel good. Pretty much what is said to be typical of Narcissists.

Botany

(70,552 posts)
3. Kim Jong Il once shot a 34
Thu Oct 12, 2017, 09:43 AM
Oct 2017
https://www.thestar.com/sports/golf/2011/12/19/kim_jongil_once_carded_38under_par_at_pyongyang_golf_course.html

One of golf’s greatest feats is to shoot one’s age.

So, imagine how spectacular a day Kim Jong-Il had back in 1994. The North Korean dictator, who died on Saturday of heart failure at age 69, scorched the 7,700-yard Pyongyang Golf Course in a stunning 38-under par, 34.

Now, before getting all bent out of shape that such a score is impossible or clearly the product of creative scorekeeping on the part of the “Dear Leader,” it’s important to note that witnesses attest to his great round.

According to reports, Kim, who was 52 at the time, carded no worse than a birdie on any hole at the country’s only golf club. He also had five holes-in-one in the round, which was witnessed by 17 armed bodyguards.

bullwinkle428

(20,629 posts)
8. Very first thing I thought of when Graham breathlessly reported
Thu Oct 12, 2017, 09:58 AM
Oct 2017

this "monumental achievement"...LOL!

"We are now in Kim Jong Il territory!"

Docreed2003

(16,869 posts)
6. And how pathetic can Graham be??
Thu Oct 12, 2017, 09:54 AM
Oct 2017

This dude exposes your personal cell phone number to the world and pisses on you every chance he can, and yet you’re willing to debase yourself by doing crap like this?? They’re all the same, I suppose, Cruz is no better

Break time

(195 posts)
7. Pure Methane
Thu Oct 12, 2017, 09:57 AM
Oct 2017

BS from the start, that would put him in the "scratch" handicap area,even PGA pros have a tough time carding a low 70's score

unc70

(6,117 posts)
9. Conditions were windy and very wet
Thu Oct 12, 2017, 10:04 AM
Oct 2017

Why do I think the local rules allow Trump to improve his lie?!

rurallib

(62,433 posts)
27. "Improve his lie" Trumps are always improving their lies
Thu Oct 12, 2017, 12:11 PM
Oct 2017

so why wouldn't they be allowed to on the golf course just like on the job?



brush

(53,815 posts)
28. Not to mention a lot of gimme putts
Thu Oct 12, 2017, 12:24 PM
Oct 2017

And not the usually foot/foot-and-a-half length ones us duffers give or get.

Graham was probably giving trump 10 and 12 footers.

 

AngryAmish

(25,704 posts)
14. Iirc, he posted a 73 at Winged Foot West from the blue tees.
Thu Oct 12, 2017, 10:15 AM
Oct 2017

I think that has something like a 144 slope.

Thomas Hurt

(13,903 posts)
17. Why is it impossible for a malignant narcissist to shoot a 73, isn't lying and cheating the...
Thu Oct 12, 2017, 10:33 AM
Oct 2017

usual way a narcissist gets a 73 on their own course.

Orsino

(37,428 posts)
25. Trump's various handlers are tasked with making the impossible come true...
Thu Oct 12, 2017, 12:02 PM
Oct 2017

...within the context of Trump Tower, which usually just means repeating pleasing lies that Trump can parrot.

I'm sure he actually plays golf, but I'm less sure that he would even know how to keep an honest score. As with everything he does, he mostly just pretends.

Eliot Rosewater

(31,113 posts)
26. Here is how we know ALL republicans are hypocrites and dont care AT ALL
Thu Oct 12, 2017, 12:04 PM
Oct 2017

about this country.

Obama golfs barely at all and the world ends, Trump golfs almost every fucking day and they dont care.

tblue37

(65,477 posts)
30. When you cheat any score is possible. Graham won't narc on his cheating, either,
Thu Oct 12, 2017, 12:39 PM
Oct 2017

because he knows he can influence Trump by flattering him.

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