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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsAn elementary-age kid just asked, "What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common?"
A: They are both orange, hollow inside, and should be thrown out in November.
MontanaMama
(23,334 posts)Lord knows we need to laugh during this shit storm of a day.
FSogol
(45,514 posts)MontanaMama
(23,334 posts)Were there any Dotard lovers in the room?
FSogol
(45,514 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)Half baked pumpkin pie prezident! Let's send Mueller a pumpkin carving kit.
gyroscope
(1,443 posts)good idea for Halloween costume
SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)Bernardo de La Paz
(49,027 posts)Paka
(2,760 posts)In the words of children.
cwydro
(51,308 posts)But he's still going to be here in November, I'm afraid.
SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)cwydro
(51,308 posts)lpbk2713
(42,766 posts)** It's a joke. I'm not endorsing or encouraging an act of violence against anyone.
SeattlePop
(256 posts)Think he's great!
SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)who still have pumpkins on their front-door steps the following April.
El Mimbreno
(777 posts)The pumpkin has a higher IQ.
GopherGal
(2,009 posts)The pumpkin also has more morals.
SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)is not quite as orange as Trump.
Le Gaucher
(1,547 posts)TeamPooka
(24,242 posts)Initech
(100,097 posts)riversedge
(70,270 posts)benld74
(9,909 posts)pansypoo53219
(20,987 posts)left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)louis c
(8,652 posts)Not his, or course.
Another line of reasoning is that we should only stand this Moron in office for another month.
left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)Atman
(31,464 posts)Thanks!
Plucketeer
(12,882 posts)geardaddy
(24,931 posts)DFW
(54,426 posts)The pumpkin tweets less.............
From the mouths of babes...
Towlie
(5,327 posts)It's hard to tell where that riddle originally came from, but if a kid said it then there's a fair chance he's well past elementary school by now.
https://www.google.com/search?q=%22What+do+Donald+Trump+and+a+pumpkin+have+in+common%3F%22
FSogol
(45,514 posts)repeating something funny they heard. My point (besides repeating something funny I heard) was to show that Trumpy is so ridiculed, that a young kid is comfortable mocking him around mostly unknown adults. The real knee-slapper is everyone realizes Trumpy is a joke.
* PS, about 10 years ago, a Roman joke book was discovered. In it was a variation of Monty Python's Dead Parrot joke. The Roman version involved someone buying a slave that turned out to be dead. The seller claimed he was just resting, that he had never died before, that he was pining for the Mediterranean, etc.
onetexan
(13,054 posts)out of the mouths of babes