Late night funnies. Kimmel's is dead on.

“Following the aftermath of Hurricane Maria, President Trump tweeted this morning that the White House cannot keep FEMA, the military and first responders in Puerto Rico ‘forever.’ Forever? It’s been three weeks! That’s like saying you worked with Scaramucci forever.” — SETH MEYERS

“Look, we can afford to keep troops in Puerto Rico until long after you’ve left the White House — maybe even until Christmas.” — SETH MEYERS

“The article also said that Trump and Chief of Staff John Kelly have gotten into a lot of shouting matches. It said that one time Trump got so angry, he punched the tiniest hole in the wall.” — JIMMY FALLON

“Early this morning, at 1:42 a.m., an asteroid passed by the Earth, and missed us by 26,000 miles — which in space terms is close. In fact, the asteroid was planning to hit us, but then it saw what’s going on down here and said, ‘You know what? I’m going to keep going that way.’” — JIMMY KIMMEL

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/10/13/arts/television/seth-meyers-donald-trump-puerto-rico.html?referer=https://www.google.com/