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Tommy_Carcetti

(43,182 posts)
Thu Oct 19, 2017, 05:32 PM Oct 2017

BREAKING NEWS: General Kelly to the media: "I have no balls. No balls whatsoever."

The White House Chief of Staff added, "For I am but an empty vessel, a tool, a toy to be played with by Donald Trump for his cheap amusment and then cruelly discarded once he feels no more need for me. Do not pity me, for my soul has already left my body long ago."

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BREAKING NEWS: General Kelly to the media: "I have no balls. No balls whatsoever." (Original Post) Tommy_Carcetti Oct 2017 OP
Before anyone chimes in with the requisite Blue_Tires Oct 2017 #1
Yes. Tommy_Carcetti Oct 2017 #2
Oh, my ovaries!! aeromanKC Oct 2017 #11
Hey Kelly! You knew what you signed up for, right? doc03 Oct 2017 #3
"I'm not the man you all thought I was." nt TeamPooka Oct 2017 #4
Nailed it! arthritisR_US Oct 2017 #10
Bingo. dalton99a Oct 2017 #15
One of these days he is going to slip up and leave the knee pads The_Casual_Observer Oct 2017 #5
How can he disrespect the son he lost TEB Oct 2017 #6
Fucking jellyfish. DinahMoeHum Oct 2017 #7
K&R Gothmog Oct 2017 #8
If Kelly had stopped at the the vicman Oct 2017 #9
Come on, General. Marine up! TomSlick Oct 2017 #12
I would love to see the tape of this, or video yuiyoshida Oct 2017 #13
No worries, t-rump will make an ass out of himself and evderyone around him. Iliyah Oct 2017 #14

Blue_Tires

(55,445 posts)
1. Before anyone chimes in with the requisite
Thu Oct 19, 2017, 05:36 PM
Oct 2017
"BALLS ARE NOT THE SOLE INDICATOR OF COURAGE!!!!!1111" -silliness, please remember that women have "balls", too... They're called "ovaries"!

TEB

(12,842 posts)
6. How can he disrespect the son he lost
Thu Oct 19, 2017, 06:09 PM
Oct 2017

Or those that have lost their lives in the war on terror. To defend this scumbag who sits in our White House I'm thinking why you were an infantry officer General Kelley what has happened to your honor integrity.

vicman

(478 posts)
9. If Kelly had stopped at the the
Thu Oct 19, 2017, 07:35 PM
Oct 2017

phone call, I might have understood some of that, but he didn't. He undid his own statement by expounding on the "sacred." (Whatever the fuck that is)

Even then, he ignored the fact that his Master has to sound and act like an arrogant prick in EVERYTHING he does.

Sometimes, it's not the things you say, but the way you say them.

As Mojo Nixon once said, "Lying motherf**king cocks**cker!"

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