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BREAKING: Trump orders Little Rock deli to change name of sandwich named after Obama
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LITTLE ROCK AR: President Donald Trump issued an executive order today demanding that Chuck's Deli rename their signature "Obama Melt" to the "Stand During The Anthem Burger."
The sandwich was named after President Obama during a 2015 fundraising stop in the town. It is essentially a traditional patty melt with the addition of Dijon mustard, favored by the former Commander In Chief.
During a press briefing at the White House, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders deflected assertions that this latest executive order is simply one more step in Trump's long-term goal to completely dismantle the legacy and accomplishments of President Obama. "We have brave men and women who fight and die for our country, while shameless football players refuse to stand during the performance of our National Anthem. In signing this order, President Trump simply asserted his bold and patriotic leadership to assure that no child in Little Rock will cry himself to sleep at night because he turned on the TV and saw NFL players kneeling instead of proudly standing, weeping openly, and singing along."
The restaurant also offers the "Michelle Smoothie," in recognition of the First Lady's efforts to instill healthy eating habits in our children. Per the same executive order, it will now be known as "The Melania Shake." Mini-Hot Dogs on the children's menu, "Beau Bites"...named after the President's pooch...will now be known as "Tiny Little Hot Dog Fingers."
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LITTLE ROCK AR: President Donald Trump issued an executive order today demanding that Chuck's Deli rename their signature "Obama Melt" to the "Stand During The Anthem Burger."
The sandwich was named after President Obama during a 2015 fundraising stop in the town. It is essentially a traditional patty melt with the addition of Dijon mustard, favored by the former Commander In Chief.
During a press briefing at the White House, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders deflected assertions that this latest executive order is simply one more step in Trump's long-term goal to completely dismantle the legacy and accomplishments of President Obama. "We have brave men and women who fight and die for our country, while shameless football players refuse to stand during the performance of our National Anthem. In signing this order, President Trump simply asserted his bold and patriotic leadership to assure that no child in Little Rock will cry himself to sleep at night because he turned on the TV and saw NFL players kneeling instead of proudly standing, weeping openly, and singing along."
The restaurant also offers the "Michelle Smoothie," in recognition of the First Lady's efforts to instill healthy eating habits in our children. Per the same executive order, it will now be known as "The Melania Shake." Mini-Hot Dogs on the children's menu, "Beau Bites"...named after the President's pooch...will now be known as "Tiny Little Hot Dog Fingers."
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He can sign his name and you can see how proud he is of that! 
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and still misspelled it. Two tries to get it right, sigh.
My hope that no one would see my dumb mistake, but you were too quick! 
"BREAKING NEWS, no link yet"
That means I wrote it, and it's satire.
That's just a quirk of mine. I don't like flagging my satire posts as "satire" or "parody." That's a buzzkill, ya know?
way with words here!
Awaiting the developments. 
"Tiny little hot dog fingers"
